Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Nov 20, 2011 3:05:25 pm PST #7723 of 30001
Because books.

That's interesting! I had no heartburn, and all three kids were born with very little white-blond fuzz.


JenP - Nov 20, 2011 3:10:25 pm PST #7724 of 30001

I'll have to ask my mother, because I was born with an inch of dark hair all over my little noggin -- looked like I had stuck my finger in a socket.


Amy - Nov 20, 2011 3:12:38 pm PST #7725 of 30001
Because books.

Hey, Neil Gaiman is on The Simpsons tonight!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2011 3:14:14 pm PST #7726 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Beaten to the punch!


Amy - Nov 20, 2011 3:15:47 pm PST #7727 of 30001
Because books.

Say it again anyway!


Jessica - Nov 20, 2011 3:19:28 pm PST #7728 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's definitely held true among the 4 moms/6 kids in my building. (My understanding is it's a real statistical correlation but honestly not really worth studying so nobody knows what the actual connection is.)


Liese S. - Nov 20, 2011 3:20:41 pm PST #7729 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha, my mom must have had awful heartburn, then, because I came out looking like those troll dolls.


billytea - Nov 20, 2011 3:39:45 pm PST #7730 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(My understanding is it's a real statistical correlation but honestly not really worth studying so nobody knows what the actual connection is.)

Internal hairshirt!


Burrell - Nov 20, 2011 3:54:38 pm PST #7731 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

IIRC, heartburn during pregnancy correlates with babies with lots of hair. For whatever that's worth.

Interesting. In my case it simply correlated with third trimester. The first came out pert near hairless, but the second had a full head of hair.


Kate P. - Nov 20, 2011 3:59:17 pm PST #7732 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ugh, Stephanie, I hope you can get some relief. I wonder if it's the milk in cereal that helps? Could you try drinking milk with your meals and see if that makes a difference? (Note: I don't actually know the first thing about treating heartburn, just sort of thinking aloud.)