'Lineage'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My son is being an incredible pain in the ass tonight. A five-day school week is really too long for him. And he's having social adjustment issues.
ION my half-brother and his wife are expecting their first child. Since he works at Starbucks and she works at Annie Woo's, I am not sure how they plan to afford a child at this point. At least he has insurance.
When I was little, I thought I would be
A big comedian on late-night TV
But now I'm thirty-two, and as you can see, I'm not!
Oh, well!
It sucks to be me!
(Avenue Q, as hysterical as it is, hits uncomfortably close to home sometimes.)
When I was little, I thought I'd grow up to be unmarried, childless, and an astronomer. Two out of three ain't bad.
Allyson, I think you have a pretty good life, even if you aren't Sarah Vowell. Your face and voice are too lovely to be her, anyway...
When I was four, I wanted to either be an astronaut or a bus driver.
I guess I still could be a bus driver.
Here is a baby sloth in pajamas. You’re welcome.
Good god, they really are just ridiculously adorable.
Aw, Jesse, I'm going to send you some homemade hip hop fortune cookies.
It is a pretty good life. I'm grateful.
Some what?? That sounds awesome! Anyway, I'm serious.
I think I probably would have liked the Bloggess more before she became the Bloggess. She's amusing sometimes, though.
That's kinda my stance. Mostly, I am slightly (and somewhat ashamedly) envious of her family's apparent standard of living. Am I right in assuming she doesn't have a day job?
When I was little, I wanted to either be the Wicked Witch of the West or a vampire queen. I figure I still have time to make either of those goals.
I have slightly achieved Zen's plan. Astronomer adjacent, at least. I did plan on being an astronomer with the letters after my name, but I'm glad I didn't.