I nearly choked on my sushi (not a euphemism) about six times catching up in here. Both with laughter and extreme bogglement.

juliana, my most sincere congratulations and much love to you and M.

They think you take one pill per encounter, and that's why it's so expensive, because women are all slutting it up.

They're probably just mad because they're not getting any lovin' from all these Pill-poppin' super-sluts....

THE WHO WITH THE WHAT NOW?

I can't bring myself to click through to any of it, but are they seriously talking about the regular Pill and not emergency contraception? Because that you do take after the fact, at fifty bucks a pop.

I'm very surprised some loon hasn't made the attempt.

I'm sure at least one loon has, but we don't hear about it because the Secret Service is very good at their jobs.

Also, don't google what Limbaugh has said on this subject if you don't want to raise your blood pressure.

good looking out. this contraception shit has put me at 8 on the rage scale daily. I don't need more.

THE WHO WITH THE WHAT NOW?

The quote from Limbaugh (and this is similar to the essay I read by another dude:

“What does it say….that she essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right?It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex, she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the tax payers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? The pimps.”

I read that as, "pill per lay."

Because whether you have sex once per month, a hundred times, or not at all, you're going to take the same number of pills.

He's saying she's doing it so much, she needs SO MANY PILLS.

And by the way, the woman was testifying on behalf of her gay friend, who lost an ovary due to a medical condition that would have been kept in check by the pill, but she couldn't afford it.

And his listeners are writing in to say, "YEAH, BUY YOUR OWN PILLS."

But if you pay into your health insurance plan, you already are paying into your own pills. Most people, even college students are paying into their own plans. They're asking women to pay twice.

If you're seeking to lower your blood pressure, this may help:

Here is a baby sloth in pajamas. You’re welcome.

Limbaugh is just pissed off that he had to buy his own oxy.

If you're seeking to lower your blood pressure, this may help:

Unless you're Kristen Bell.