River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2012 2:43:20 pm PST #24745 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm very surprised some loon hasn't made the attempt.

I'm sure at least one loon has, but we don't hear about it because the Secret Service is very good at their jobs.


le nubian - Mar 01, 2012 2:44:18 pm PST #24746 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Also, don't google what Limbaugh has said on this subject if you don't want to raise your blood pressure.

good looking out. this contraception shit has put me at 8 on the rage scale daily. I don't need more.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2012 2:46:58 pm PST #24747 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

THE WHO WITH THE WHAT NOW?

The quote from Limbaugh (and this is similar to the essay I read by another dude:

“What does it say….that she essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right?It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex, she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the tax payers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? The pimps.”

I read that as, "pill per lay."

Because whether you have sex once per month, a hundred times, or not at all, you're going to take the same number of pills.

He's saying she's doing it so much, she needs SO MANY PILLS.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2012 2:49:16 pm PST #24748 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And by the way, the woman was testifying on behalf of her gay friend, who lost an ovary due to a medical condition that would have been kept in check by the pill, but she couldn't afford it.

And his listeners are writing in to say, "YEAH, BUY YOUR OWN PILLS."

But if you pay into your health insurance plan, you already are paying into your own pills. Most people, even college students are paying into their own plans. They're asking women to pay twice.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2012 2:53:06 pm PST #24749 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you're seeking to lower your blood pressure, this may help:

Here is a baby sloth in pajamas. You’re welcome.


Ginger - Mar 01, 2012 2:54:18 pm PST #24750 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Limbaugh is just pissed off that he had to buy his own oxy.


Tom Scola - Mar 01, 2012 2:55:16 pm PST #24751 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

If you're seeking to lower your blood pressure, this may help:

Unless you're Kristen Bell.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2012 2:58:58 pm PST #24752 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, so ridiculous.

Sloth. Sloooooooth.


smonster - Mar 01, 2012 3:04:18 pm PST #24753 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And if you want to laugh, catch up with The Bloggess:

Giving up on Nathan Fillion - [link]

Kind of NSFW for creative word coinage but no images - [link]


Typo Boy - Mar 01, 2012 3:05:15 pm PST #24754 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Also may lower your blood pressure (unless you actually use the product) - a solution to the coffee dilemma. Corn flakes precoated wit h coffee!

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