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Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2012 8:52:06 am PST #24636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Me neither.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2012 8:54:21 am PST #24637 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

from another source I read that he wants it to be known (through legislation) that single parents are more likely to be child abusers. Not that they're all abusers.

Now look, it's not like I'm saying all douchebags are senators from Wisconsin. Just that, statistically, there's a higher percentage of douchebags holding Wisconsin senate seats than in the general public. What's so offensive about that?


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2012 8:55:31 am PST #24638 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, he's still an asshole (and, I think, a teabagger).


Maria - Mar 01, 2012 9:00:28 am PST #24639 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

That's a helluva lot of backup there for that statement. Oh wait, there's not. But he's got God on his side. There is no fixing delusional stupidity.


javachik - Mar 01, 2012 9:03:20 am PST #24640 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I just have to say that a post about the Blunt bill followed by a post mentioning pot (roast) cracked me up. So, thanks for that.


Sue - Mar 01, 2012 9:03:55 am PST #24641 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Hunh, it seems that I had a rogue client last year who decided to replace all our standard wording with her own wording. I won't deny her wording is clearer, but it's essentially a legal gov doc. I don't know how she thought this was going to be approved.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 01, 2012 9:09:48 am PST #24642 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Do you say "bah-NO-BOW" or "BON-a-Bow"?


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2012 9:10:14 am PST #24643 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I didn't read Alyson's link. But from another source I read that he wants it to be known (through legislation) that single parents are more likely to be child abusers. Not that they're all abusers.

Yeah, it's part of a bill saying that the state should do some child abuse awareness campaigns, train people who work with kids to recognize the signs of abuse, stuff like that. He wants to add language to all the materials that would say that single parents are more likely to abuse their kids.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2012 9:12:58 am PST #24644 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He wants to add language to all the materials that would say that single parents are more likely to abuse their kids.

He cites studies or something, right?


Hil R. - Mar 01, 2012 9:13:42 am PST #24645 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He cites studies or something, right?

Nope.