'Heart Of Gold'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
What are you appraising under Company Values, Jessica? How they suck?
How well did I align myself with them in the 2011-12 fiscal year. One of these years I'm just going to copy-paste from Bellwether and be done with it.
[edit: Rating myself in the drop-down menus is easy enough, it's the comments boxes that are killing me.]
I am at the laundromat, where they have free wifi, paid tanning, a Ms. Pac-Man game, and are playing music I can only think of as The Quiet Storm. I'm kind of digging the vibe here. Ooooh! Ashford and Simpson just came on! Solid As A Rock, baby!
One of these years I'm just going to copy-paste from Bellwether and be done with it.
See, Ginger knows what I'm talking about.
ow! Ginger hurt my brain
I really need to not read this while I'm working on my resume.
I actually have those printed out above my desk. Right next to the photo of my team all toasting with shot glasses.
One year one of the corporate goals was to "consistently delight our customers." I asked if that was legal. This did not endear me to management.
I really need to not read this while I'm working on my resume.
I finally added "Free-lance bio-exorcist" to my resume. I figure either people will get the reference and laugh, or they'll be confused and want me to explain it.
One year one of the corporate goals was to "consistently delight our customers."
What does that mean?
Give customers random cupcakes?
On some days, all workers dress like Elvis?
Animatronic T-Rex bathroom attendants?