The other day a guy at work used the term "ass like the fourth of July" and I fluttered my eyelashes at him most strongly. Heaven forfend!
I don't work in a den of iniquity like shrift, let's be clear.
River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.
'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 2:33:20 pm PST #23151 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2012 2:46:08 pm PST #23152 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This happens remarkably often if you're me. Today it was BDSM.
But that's work-related! I mean, it is, right? I just accidentally got into it after mentioning that I like to order the smallest size burrito at my local place. Which is totally cock-sized.
Amy - Feb 21, 2012 2:48:50 pm PST #23153 of 30001
Because books.
Yay, Lee!
Which is totally cock-sized.
In my experience, that can vary quite a bit, dear.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 2:50:27 pm PST #23154 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If Jesse gets lunch from Chipotle, consider me freaked the fuck out.
meara - Feb 21, 2012 2:54:22 pm PST #23155 of 30001
Yeah, I'm like "OK, I don't know from cock except the occasional on-screen porn, but...seriously? Aren't burritos usually...girthier?"
Steph L. - Feb 21, 2012 3:00:03 pm PST #23156 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If Jesse gets lunch from Chipotle, consider me freaked the fuck out.
Seconded.
sarameg - Feb 21, 2012 3:00:10 pm PST #23157 of 30001
The burrito has suffered the same overinflation that most food products have once they are snapped up by franchises.
billytea - Feb 21, 2012 3:05:26 pm PST #23158 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I like to think they simply found it impossible to resist the constant stream of "Increase the size of your burrito!" spam.
Consuela - Feb 21, 2012 3:11:11 pm PST #23159 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I did my taxes last night, and as I'm getting a nice refund, I'm splurging on myself a bit.
Anyone want to offer an opinion on this jacket? [link]
Other than my leather jacket, I don't have a casual jacket that's not clearly designed for running/hiking/skiing. And I don't really want to look like a complete touron in Spain (although I suspect I will anyway). It's a bit steep, but I suspect it'll last for several years.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2012 3:13:24 pm PST #23160 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It is not Chipotle! It is a local place that describes this size as "disturbingly small." Which, sure, for a burrito. But it turns out to be just right for a meal!
In my experience, that can vary quite a bit, dear.
And that's how the conversation got started!