This happens remarkably often if you're me. Today it was BDSM.
But that's work-related! I mean, it is, right? I just accidentally got into it after mentioning that I like to order the smallest size burrito at my local place. Which is totally cock-sized.
Yay, Lee!
Which is totally cock-sized.
In my experience, that can vary quite a bit, dear.
If Jesse gets lunch from Chipotle, consider me freaked the
fuck
out.
Yeah, I'm like "OK, I don't know from cock except the occasional on-screen porn, but...seriously? Aren't burritos usually...girthier?"
The burrito has suffered the same overinflation that most food products have once they are snapped up by franchises.
I like to think they simply found it impossible to resist the constant stream of "Increase the size of your burrito!" spam.
I did my taxes last night, and as I'm getting a nice refund, I'm splurging on myself a bit.
Anyone want to offer an opinion on this jacket?
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Other than my leather jacket, I don't have a casual jacket that's not clearly designed for running/hiking/skiing. And I don't really want to look like a complete touron in Spain (although I suspect I will anyway). It's a bit steep, but I suspect it'll last for several years.
It is not Chipotle! It is a local place that describes this size as "disturbingly small." Which, sure, for a burrito. But it turns out to be just right for a meal!
In my experience, that can vary quite a bit, dear.
And that's how the conversation got started!
I was about to say you could probably find something just as good much cheaper at a department store clearance or Marshall's or something, it being the end of "winter season" (for stores if not normal people!), but then I saw it was waterproofed, so that's probably awesome.