I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Feb 16, 2012 11:11:44 am PST #22343 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

More ugh. One of the people on my team has on her desk that flower arrangement from the Superbowl "women all are just whores anyway" commercial. [link]

(And am I the only one who thinks the vase itself looks kind of like a supersized sex toy?)


Consuela - Feb 16, 2012 11:32:26 am PST #22344 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have obtained four fancy cupcakes for teevee night tonight: two salted caramel, one tiramisu, one peanut-butter/chocolate. And now I have to carry them home on the bus without crushing them--good thing they came in a box!

And without eating them...


lisah - Feb 16, 2012 11:35:50 am PST #22345 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Be strong, Consuela!! You are very brave.


-t - Feb 16, 2012 11:37:33 am PST #22346 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like quite a challenge, Consuela, but I have faith in you.


Consuela - Feb 16, 2012 11:38:43 am PST #22347 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Buffistas' faith in me keeps me strong!


Amy - Feb 16, 2012 11:38:57 am PST #22348 of 30001
Because books.

Now I want to bake cupcakes. Hmm. This is actually a possibility.


Allyson - Feb 16, 2012 11:42:25 am PST #22349 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have outrage fatigue.


Strix - Feb 16, 2012 11:43:00 am PST #22350 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Now I want cupcakes. I should go buy dog clippers -- his nails are crazy -- and TJ's is right next door to PetSmart.

But that means I have to put on jeans and a bra. Oh, my first world issues...

Eh, might as well do it before people get off work anyway. We need some groceries anyway. And I've been sitting CEing for 6 hours.


Jessica - Feb 16, 2012 11:43:05 am PST #22351 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If the temptation proves too much for you, I would be happy to take custody of the salted caramels. I would take very good care of them.


Gudanov - Feb 16, 2012 11:45:42 am PST #22352 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I have outrage fatigue.

Could you hire someone to be outraged so you can take a break?