I have obtained four fancy cupcakes for teevee night tonight: two salted caramel, one tiramisu, one peanut-butter/chocolate. And now I have to carry them home on the bus without crushing them--good thing they came in a box!
And without eating them...
Be strong, Consuela!! You are very brave.
That sounds like quite a challenge, Consuela, but I have faith in you.
Buffistas' faith in me keeps me strong!
Now I want to bake cupcakes. Hmm. This is actually a possibility.
Now I want cupcakes. I should go buy dog clippers -- his nails are crazy -- and TJ's is right next door to PetSmart.
But that means I have to put on jeans and a bra. Oh, my first world issues...
Eh, might as well do it before people get off work anyway. We need some groceries anyway. And I've been sitting CEing for 6 hours.
If the temptation proves too much for you, I would be happy to take custody of the salted caramels. I would take very good care of them.
I have outrage fatigue.
Could you hire someone to be outraged so you can take a break?