You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Feb 13, 2012 12:57:40 pm PST #21782 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Yay ita !


Strix - Feb 13, 2012 1:02:32 pm PST #21783 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

INORITE, Toddson!


Toddson - Feb 13, 2012 1:20:30 pm PST #21784 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Brains ... extra spicy!


Sophia Brooks - Feb 13, 2012 1:48:16 pm PST #21785 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

What a weird day--

I woke up at 4 am with stomach troubles. I called in to work and said I would go in around 10. Then, on the bus, I started sneezing and sneezing, and now I appear t have a cold, as my throat is sore, I am still sneezing, I am all stuffy, and my ears are unbearably itchy. Then, when I got home, my cat looked at me, and peed (standing up and she is a girl) on my bathroom sink vanity thing.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2012 1:58:14 pm PST #21786 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sorry Sophia, but your cat made me laugh. Your days sucks. It's not funny. The cat thing, though, kinda.

Hey, you people without contact information in your work email signature, you better have a good reason for hiding. It's driving me ballistic trying to collate contact info, and if you're a PM or in sales or customer relations, why are you tormenting me? Not even a corporate phone number?


Scrappy - Feb 13, 2012 2:08:07 pm PST #21787 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you want to: a. See our new doggie and/or b. Friend me on the Book of Face, here is the link which will allow you to do so: [link]


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2012 2:22:13 pm PST #21788 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Liese. Fix your make-up and go into town and have a lovely dinner.

OKAY!


Consuela - Feb 13, 2012 2:59:24 pm PST #21789 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hey, you people without contact information in your work email signature, you better have a good reason for hiding.

Can you also tell them to put their job title in their .sig file? It's really irritating otherwise.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2012 3:07:01 pm PST #21790 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have so many people *I* work with whose titles/roles I don't know. The global address book doesn't help, the excel spreadsheet with extensions doesn't help, and their email sigs don't help. They're just "that one guy that did that one thing for you that one time." It's kinda frustrating, because somehow I look stupid for asking out loud.

Man, we are having some vendor management issues. Today. This week. This month. 2012. I have extreme vendor sympathy issues, but this is crazy.

20+ years in IT, and seriously--always pick the VAR. Not every value added reseller is the bomb, but even the shady one I worked for was probably better than going straight to the hardware/software vendor. You are probably not the 800lb gorilla you think you are, and they're always looking over your shoulder for the next airline or fast food franchise.


Consuela - Feb 13, 2012 3:12:10 pm PST #21791 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have so many people *I* work with whose titles/roles I don't know. The global address book doesn't help

WORD. What's worse is that here, about 20%+ of the staff change job positions every year. So my contact in Seattle on X project might be moving to Alaska next month, and replaced by someone from Puerto Rico who doesn't know anything about the project. This happens all the time.

What's worse is that they're completely inconsistent with updating the global address book. I can't search on division or team or even office location (if I know it), and it might be months after someone leaves a slot before they update their information with the new phone number.

As a result, I'm disproportionately pleased when people stick around for more than a couple of years.