Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2012 6:44:47 am PST #21612 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

K is taking a Krav belt test today. Oof.

Oh, she's gonna a wrung out rag.


Kat - Feb 12, 2012 6:45:38 am PST #21613 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It doesn't start until 2:30. And I'm in charge of twin wrangling, which is a test of its own that time on a sunday.


JZ - Feb 12, 2012 6:50:01 am PST #21614 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, fuck, ita ! I'm so sorry. I absolutely do not understand why why WHY they have to be such utter fucks and why you have to have the same stupid fight every fucking week.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2012 6:54:42 am PST #21615 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently the appropriate next step is admission. It is a highly inefficient time wasting step that will probably eat into my work day tomorrow, but apparently I need to show them I'm taking my headache seriously.

Because, you know.


le nubian - Feb 12, 2012 6:57:12 am PST #21616 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

wow.

and "they" wonder why healthcare expenses are so high...


le nubian - Feb 12, 2012 6:58:06 am PST #21617 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(cereal)

Happy B-day Maria and Pix. The weather is lovely (if not cold) here, so I hope it is lovely where you both are.


aurelia - Feb 12, 2012 6:58:57 am PST #21618 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy belated to -t! And happy birthdays to Maria and Pix!


bon bon - Feb 12, 2012 7:15:03 am PST #21619 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Somehow my google calendar decided to switch a recurring reminder from every 4 weeks to monthly, every second Sunday. Why would they do that? Do they have a stake in my fertility?


Ginger - Feb 12, 2012 7:25:40 am PST #21620 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why would they do that?

Boredom?


Pix - Feb 12, 2012 7:27:20 am PST #21621 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

ita, I am so sorry.

And thanks, everyone, for the birthday wishes. ND is actually home and not working, so we are going to have a day of play. Whee!