Buffistas

I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'

Natter 69: Practically names itself.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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JZ - Feb 09, 2012 3:32:26 pm PST #21144 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

There have been a few cases in SF too.

Yup. Our hospital's got a strict alert for everyone who walks into any of the ICUs with a long list of signs and symptoms that mean GO HOME IMMEDIATELY AND DON'T COME BACK FOR AT LEAST A WEEK, WITH A DOCTOR'S NOTE.

And it's possible to see Uranus with the naked eye. (But just barely. You have to know exactly where to look.)

tommyrot, you're a font of information! Please tell me more about Uranus. Don't hold back, tell me everything there is to know about Uranus!

For, lo, I, too, am twelve.

Aims - Feb 09, 2012 3:35:16 pm PST #21145 of 30001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would like to know if Uranus has always been the same size.

Cass - Feb 09, 2012 3:38:36 pm PST #21146 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have to pronounce that planet very carefully because I am the twelviest too. So it's more ursine and less asinine. Or I giggle.

tommyrot - Feb 09, 2012 3:42:14 pm PST #21147 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::gives JZ the stink-eye::

My favorite Uranus joke is in Futurama, when Fry tells a Uranus joke and no one laughs, and Prof. Farnsworth explains that scientists had gotten tired of all the Uranus jokes so they renamed the planet Urectum.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 3:44:51 pm PST #21148 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sadly I can verify that the highly contagious stomach bug has made it out of New England.

Jesse - Feb 09, 2012 3:45:37 pm PST #21149 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I figured it was pretty much everywhere, what with the modern world...

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 3:48:32 pm PST #21150 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And wouldn't you know, this week of all weeks I haven't run into my neighbemy in the stairwell.

DavidS - Feb 09, 2012 3:54:59 pm PST #21151 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

San Francisco has a Uranus Street, so you can actually live "up Uranus." It's in the Castro.

Ginger - Feb 09, 2012 3:55:53 pm PST #21152 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The computer one went OK, I think--it was kind of insultingly easy ("Close this document without closing windows!")

That would have weeded out my sister.

§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 3:58:26 pm PST #21153 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

should I have an orgy?

You are free to do whatever you want. I hope for your sake you find good-looking men! ChaCha again soon!

How do they know I care about the men? Weird.

I haven't logged into it, but there are some questions I haven't gotten answers on. What love is, if I should have an abortion. You know, stuff.

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