::gives JZ the stink-eye::
My favorite Uranus joke is in Futurama, when Fry tells a Uranus joke and no one laughs, and Prof. Farnsworth explains that scientists had gotten tired of all the Uranus jokes so they renamed the planet Urectum.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2012 3:42:14 pm PST #21147 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 3:44:51 pm PST #21148 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Sadly I can verify that the highly contagious stomach bug has made it out of New England.
Jesse - Feb 09, 2012 3:45:37 pm PST #21149 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I figured it was pretty much everywhere, what with the modern world...
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 3:48:32 pm PST #21150 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And wouldn't you know, this week of all weeks I haven't run into my neighbemy in the stairwell.
DavidS - Feb 09, 2012 3:54:59 pm PST #21151 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
San Francisco has a Uranus Street, so you can actually live "up Uranus." It's in the Castro.
Ginger - Feb 09, 2012 3:55:53 pm PST #21152 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The computer one went OK, I think--it was kind of insultingly easy ("Close this document without closing windows!")
That would have weeded out my sister.
§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 3:58:26 pm PST #21153 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
should I have an orgy?
You are free to do whatever you want. I hope for your sake you find good-looking men! ChaCha again soon!
How do they know I care about the men? Weird.
I haven't logged into it, but there are some questions I haven't gotten answers on. What love is, if I should have an abortion. You know, stuff.
Calli - Feb 09, 2012 4:09:15 pm PST #21154 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy birthday, Suzi!
I'd have liked to see the 7th planet from the sun, but there's too much light pollution in town, and I am lazy.
Kat - Feb 09, 2012 4:10:01 pm PST #21155 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Or you know, all those questions we can't answer on our own.
The cream Jason Wu dress I got for $60 bucks but is a skosh too small? I just sold it on eBay for $115.
sarameg - Feb 09, 2012 4:10:40 pm PST #21156 of 30001
Travel forms tried to kill me again today. I hope they'll approve the early days. We knew better to even ask for the after ones. But considering fares are actually cheaper for those of us dragging it out...
And fuck, got an invite to cousin's wedding in early April. I have no idea how the fuck I'm going to do this. It's in Omaha, no easy flight there. And mom is still talking about coming out in March.
I just want to hide and lock the doors. Too much.