So, I guess the person who always gives my email address for everything is conservative. I just got a fundraising email with the following postscript:

P.S. Funded by a gang of gay billionaires, Obama's base is marching across the country, "occupying" major cities and shredding the historic definition of marriage as one man and one woman. They are everywhere, in every Christian community, from North Carolina to Utah. They already occupy Washington, D.C. Now, the anti-family lobby is salivating at the prospect for Obama's second-term; they are already drawing up plans to complete the deconstruction of our Judeo-Christian values which have formed the cornerstone of civilization.

Good times.

A gang of gay billionaires?

A gang of gay billionaires?

They roam around tagging bridge overpasses with rainbow-colored bags of money.

A gang of gay billionaires?

I bet they have awesome parties.

I just said to my coworker, who is there besides Tim Gill? She said David Geffen? So now we're trying to come up with the list...

Perhaps they think all liberal billionaires are secretly gay?

One of the Forbeses? Or was that the really old one, and did he finally die? Did a new gay billionaire arise from his ashes?

in every Christian community, from North Carolina to Utah.

Hide the children!

And you're welcome, I do my small bit for the gay billionaires as I can here in Utah. I console myself that I'm upsetting my neighbors' certainty that they're only one good day from being entirely translated up to heaven due to their overwhelming righteousness.

I think tommyrot has it--all liberal billionaires are gay.

Damnit, I need to meet a gay billionaire!!

Did a new gay billionaire arise from his ashes?

That is how they reproduce, of course.