Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2012 4:12:52 pm PST #20831 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No, Steph, it's that, too. That and the water.

Go, Dana! Eat away.


JZ - Feb 07, 2012 4:30:55 pm PST #20832 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, dear, Suzi. Does someone need smiting?


SuziQ - Feb 07, 2012 4:58:07 pm PST #20833 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yes, JZ, serious smiting just may be in order. Things are mess right now, so I can't explain the situation. But DO NOT F*CK with either of my kids. I will stabbinate you. I will punch you in the throat. I will cut you. I will somehow get ita ! to kill you with her pinkie.


Amy - Feb 07, 2012 5:00:20 pm PST #20834 of 30001
Because books.

Yikes. I'm sorry, Suzi. Email if you want to talk -- I'm around.


SuziQ - Feb 07, 2012 5:07:04 pm PST #20835 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I hate having it wait to see how this plays out. I can't step in, even though I can see what is happening. Darned kids are too old for me to fight their battles for them even though I'm the one who will have to pick up the pieces.


JZ - Feb 07, 2012 5:10:36 pm PST #20836 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

May justice be swift, sure and relentless.

And, truly, both your kids are fortunate to have such a mama bear in their corner.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2012 5:10:59 pm PST #20837 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Coffeemaker porn: Coffee Art & Style Extravaganza


sarameg - Feb 07, 2012 5:39:39 pm PST #20838 of 30001

Wine night! Unfortunately, my stomach went into rebellion about 2.5 glasses in, so I had to move to water. But it was fun and waaaay to sharey, but that was part of the fun.


SuziQ - Feb 07, 2012 5:44:34 pm PST #20839 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ooooh. Booze. That sounds good. A shot of coffee Patron maybe.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 5:53:12 pm PST #20840 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My father has ineptly talked me down, so, you know. Whatever. I don't really have the energy for any anything right now. "So, are you calling about the surgery?" "If you have anything going on in your life that trumps the cataracts, tell me now." And he laughed.

He had no intention of telling me. He hadn't even told my sister. I don't even know.