Yes, JZ, serious smiting just may be in order. Things are mess right now, so I can't explain the situation. But DO NOT F*CK with either of my kids. I will stabbinate you. I will punch you in the throat. I will cut you. I will somehow get ita ! to kill you with her pinkie.

Yikes. I'm sorry, Suzi. Email if you want to talk -- I'm around.

I hate having it wait to see how this plays out. I can't step in, even though I can see what is happening. Darned kids are too old for me to fight their battles for them even though I'm the one who will have to pick up the pieces.

May justice be swift, sure and relentless.

And, truly, both your kids are fortunate to have such a mama bear in their corner.

Coffeemaker porn: Coffee Art & Style Extravaganza

Wine night! Unfortunately, my stomach went into rebellion about 2.5 glasses in, so I had to move to water. But it was fun and waaaay to sharey, but that was part of the fun.

Ooooh. Booze. That sounds good. A shot of coffee Patron maybe.

My father has ineptly talked me down, so, you know. Whatever. I don't really have the energy for any anything right now. "So, are you calling about the surgery?" "If you have anything going on in your life that trumps the cataracts, tell me now." And he laughed.

He had no intention of telling me. He hadn't even told my sister. I don't even know.

I know this is not the best idea in the world, but I can't help finding it hilarious that Santorum is winning primaries tonight.

Santorum is winning primaries tonight.

NO, seriously? That's just nuts. This whole primary season is like a crazy thing.