In one of my college apartments, my upstairs neighbor was this wee slip of a girl who WALKED LIKE AN ELEPHANT. I could not figure out how that little mass could make so much noise. And it wasn't the building construction, I could barely hear the other roommates, and one was a giant.

Cashed in some gift cards and now have 3 new skirts for work.

smonster, how funny! Sometimes people are just in their own little oblivious vacuums, aren't they?

Cashed in some gift cards and now have 3 new skirts for work.

Cool! Pics?

One of our across-the-hall neighbors used to wear her clogs and walk up and down the wooden floors.

People Who Wear Clogs: Please take them off at home if you're not walking on carpet.

In one of my college apartments, my upstairs neighbor was this wee slip of a girl who WALKED LIKE AN ELEPHANT. I could not figure out how that little mass could make so much noise. And it wasn't the building construction, I could barely hear the other roommates, and one was a giant.

She must have been a fembot. That's how the Six Million Dollar Man knew that Oscar had been replaced by a fembot--the fembot was much heavier, so the helicopter that fembot!Oscar was in had a hard time taking off.

Oscar Goldman was replaced by a robot. Oscar Goldman's secretary was replaced by a fembot. The Bionic Woman could detect fembots with her bionic ear.

What do fembots sounds like?

So is it just that fembots are girl robots? Or is there a certain... je ne sais quoi that fembots have?

What do fembots sounds like?

Michele Bachmann?

What do fembots sounds like?

Like a robot but with added pink noise.

What do fembots sounds like?

Well... there's this: Video: Japanese Fembot Learns to Sing By Mimicking Pop Stars

Oh gods, there's some creepy uncanny valley going on here....