One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Feb 05, 2012 2:44:48 pm PST #20464 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Oscar Goldman was replaced by a robot. Oscar Goldman's secretary was replaced by a fembot. The Bionic Woman could detect fembots with her bionic ear.


Dana - Feb 05, 2012 2:50:44 pm PST #20465 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What do fembots sounds like?


tommyrot - Feb 05, 2012 2:54:18 pm PST #20466 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So is it just that fembots are girl robots? Or is there a certain... je ne sais quoi that fembots have?


javachik - Feb 05, 2012 2:54:54 pm PST #20467 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

What do fembots sounds like?

Michele Bachmann?


-t - Feb 05, 2012 2:56:33 pm PST #20468 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What do fembots sounds like?

Like a robot but with added pink noise.


tommyrot - Feb 05, 2012 2:59:00 pm PST #20469 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What do fembots sounds like?

Well... there's this: Video: Japanese Fembot Learns to Sing By Mimicking Pop Stars

Oh gods, there's some creepy uncanny valley going on here....


sarameg - Feb 05, 2012 2:59:44 pm PST #20470 of 30001

Nah, no pix. They're your standard above-the-knee narrow skirts in grey, black on black stripes...well, I think it is black. Or really, really really dark navy. So much so I can't tell.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2012 3:01:35 pm PST #20471 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We are totally the loud upstairs neighbors with obnoxious kids. Fortunately the woman who lives below us is cool with it - the only time it was ever a problem was right after Dylan was born, because we didn't realize how loud the sound of our glider was (and he would be up for HOURS at all hours of the nights). It was one of those weird situations where the sound carried only through the floor but not through the walls. So we got a thick mat for it and eventually he started sleeping through the night, and now she brings him Christmas presents.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 05, 2012 3:02:13 pm PST #20472 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My neighbor across the hall stomps up and down the stairs like an angry 130 lb. toddler in platform shoes. I bet I outweigh her by 80 pounds, but I move much more quietly.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 05, 2012 3:05:05 pm PST #20473 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In other news, Madonna is doing "Vogue" for the halftime show, and apparently hired the cast of Spartacus as her background dancers. All those jokes about the Oscars being the Gay Superbowl have turned around and bitten you on the ass, straight guys—now the Superbowl is the Gay Superbowl!