Didn't I hear something recently about cloning mammoths using elephant eggs?
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Feb 01, 2012 5:48:26 pm PST #19664 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
sarameg - Feb 01, 2012 5:50:17 pm PST #19665 of 30001
Pumpkin is a bit more physically clever than most of my other cats have been. (Loki is original, but just goofy, not clever. Devi, well, she's my bitchkitty.) In ways that surprise me. And then again, I have to dish up her food even though she sees me do it EVERY DAY from the OPEN bag in the OPEN closet. She might actually starve if no food made ti to the dish, but was in the bag next to it.
Amy - Feb 01, 2012 5:51:29 pm PST #19666 of 30001
Because books.
Didn't I hear something recently about cloning mammoths using elephant eggs?
"Jurassic Park *could* happen!"
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billytea - Feb 01, 2012 6:09:37 pm PST #19667 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ginger...all the 12,000 year olds are dead. All of them.
That depends on whether you count clonal colonies. There's a quaking aspen colony (the 47,000 stems are all connected via the one root system) in Utah that's estimated to be 80,000 years old.
sumi - Feb 01, 2012 6:14:35 pm PST #19668 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
But were there 12,000 dead yearlings?
Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2012 6:14:50 pm PST #19669 of 30001
brillig
There's a quaking aspen colony (the 47,000 stems are all connected via the one root system) in Utah that's estimated to be 80,000 years old.
I can see them from my house!
Ginger - Feb 01, 2012 6:18:39 pm PST #19670 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A bank official just explained to the local news that the bank charges a $5 monthly fee for savings accounts in order to encourage people to save.
Strix - Feb 01, 2012 6:22:10 pm PST #19671 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My timing is exquisite; I'm bleeding from the immediate headdesk on that one, Ginger.
amych - Feb 01, 2012 6:23:48 pm PST #19672 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, that's the kind of insane troll logic that makes actual insane trolls back away slowly.
Ginger - Feb 01, 2012 6:35:51 pm PST #19673 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
See, they have savings accounts with no fees for people with a large minimum balance, so if you have a lot of money saved, you get to keep it, but if you don't have much money, they take it away.