You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Feb 01, 2012 12:49:43 pm PST #19605 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I always think I have a very flat, Midwestern anchorperson type of accent, until I go somewhere else, and someone thinks I'm southern, and I'm all "WHA?? You don't even KNOW."

But I pick up accents pretty easily, except I can't do a good Aussie accent to save my life. I came back from 6 months in London with a pretty decent Brit tinge, and I still can't rid myself of "bloody" and "bugger."

Which was nice in the American classroom, because I could still cuss and not be outed for it. (I would also cuss in French & German, but too many of my students knew Spanish to get away with that one.)

And now I can cuss at work all day long AND IT'S FUCKING GREAT!


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 1:11:06 pm PST #19606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My accent has flattened out enough that people ask me why I have one.

Because otherwise I'm *so* local. Bite me!

And...another sassy comment on my clothes. Last time I wear sheer hose ever, I swear.

(Man, if I could wear a corset tomorrow, I totally would)


Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2012 1:18:18 pm PST #19607 of 30001
brillig

I've noticed something interesting re: my sister Linda and her Facebook friends. Nearly all of them use their maiden names as part of the Facebook names, but then most of them are people I remember were her friends in high school and before. Heck, elementary school, some of them. I suppose it's natural that they'd still use the names they've known each other by for decades.

And it occurred to me that there is no one I communicate with online--other than Hubby and Linda--who knows me by my maiden name. But I moved far away from that old world, and Linda currently lives within ten miles of where she was born and grew up.


Strix - Feb 01, 2012 1:22:31 pm PST #19608 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Completely tangential, because Dan just made me watch this spoof animated video someone made of '80's cartoons.

I married a deeply disturbed individual. Space Stallions, for your...um, delectation? [link]

It's totally work-safe. But not earworm or synthesizer-safe.


ChiKat - Feb 01, 2012 1:27:27 pm PST #19609 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And...another sassy comment on my clothes. Last time I wear sheer hose ever, I swear.
Well, if you'd wear a skirt over the sheer hose no one would comment.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 1:28:46 pm PST #19610 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, if you'd wear a skirt over the sheer hose no one would comment

Are you talking smack about my panties?

I just narrowly avoided having my picture taken with some vituperative trash talk.

I can't find the "KICK ME" sign on my back, but it must be there somewhere.


Toddson - Feb 01, 2012 1:31:00 pm PST #19611 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Much better animation than most of the '80s cartoons.


flea - Feb 01, 2012 1:31:10 pm PST #19612 of 30001
information libertarian

Is it weird that I sort of want to introduce an old friend from grad school who teaches at Tulane to our NO Buffistas? I feel like some sort of creepy Emma matchmaking type. But I think they'd like each other! On ... pretty much no grounds except I like them all?


Strix - Feb 01, 2012 1:42:31 pm PST #19613 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Toddson, yes, and it shouts out to Thundercats and Captain Planet and ....god, what was it? Captain Bravestar? Did anyone but me and my sister watch that? My dad would come home right as it was airing, and holler out mocking transformation suugestions: "Shape of a jaguar fart!"

(The rainbow synthesizer slays me.)

I don't think it's weird at all, flea.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 1:43:09 pm PST #19614 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got sneakernetted. Like, the enterprise architect walked up to me and handed me a note. A page and a half, handwritten, on a stenographer pad. I expressed consternation at receiving it, which suggested I could take care of by taking a photograph. I somehow have to manage to not lose it before the meeting tomorrow morning.

Maybe I should take a picture. I'm bothered by the compulsion I will no doubt feel to edit all the content into one image file, though. That's a little bonkers.