I see your uhhhhhhhhhhh and raise you a gnyeh.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jan 28, 2012 6:24:16 pm PST #18889 of 30001
Because books.

Amy, on the bright side, at least your town hasn't had 20+ murders in less than a month?

Oh, I know. It's just a little disconcerting when things like that don't usually happen here.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2012 6:24:40 pm PST #18890 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It felt like I could break off just a section.

You can.

If so, gooey caramel

And it is. But very yummy.


smonster - Jan 28, 2012 6:27:55 pm PST #18891 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

20+ murders in less than a month

Yikes. Didn't realize it was quite that bad. I skim the NOLA Ready emails but haven't been counting.

I have a rubber mallet. Handy for pounding my bumper back in, among other things.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2012 6:34:20 pm PST #18892 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm sorry, Amy, I didn't mean to sound flip about an understandably upsetting situation. I'm just kind of freaking out about it.

Yikes. Didn't realize it was quite that bad.

Yeah, there was the 13 murders in 13 days, and now there's been 7 murders in 4 days. OMJEEZUS.

No problems in the tourism district, though. I'm pretty sure that's where all the cops are.


Jesse - Jan 28, 2012 6:41:55 pm PST #18893 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus, Nora. That's terrible.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2012 6:45:07 pm PST #18894 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It really, really is.


sarameg - Jan 28, 2012 6:48:35 pm PST #18895 of 30001

We got under 200 this past year. And I think only 10 so far this year. Yay? Most of the time I've lived here, it ranks pretty close to one a day.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2012 6:56:51 pm PST #18896 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No problems in the tourism district, though. I'm pretty sure that's where all the cops are.

Yeah, Jamaica's like that. No one wants to hurt the white tourists. With black tourists, it's nothing particular, but it is hard to tell.

I don't know what the numbers in LA are (or how any of these figure per capita), but speaking of capita, there was that one dismembered guy that somehow felt creepier than so many of the rest...


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 28, 2012 7:00:14 pm PST #18897 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Memphis used to do better than one a day on average, which gave my mom fits no matter how much I reassured her that the victims weren't generally people living in secured buildings or out eating at sushi bars and shopping at Macys. Somehow she never worried after college when I lived in a slum next where you'd frequently hear people firing their guns in celebration.

Speaking of Memphis, I made good on my plans to head there for Michael Fassbender Movie Day (both were very good) and then had seared duck breast, leeks, and lemon crème brûlée at Napa Cafe. Ahhh, so good.


Allyson - Jan 28, 2012 7:02:26 pm PST #18898 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I had a large gift certificate, and my Sprint contract was up, so I got an iPhone for $100.

I have a question, maybe this belongs in tech? I want to make a couple of ringtones, and I followed the instructions, but I'm unable to use any snippets of songs (convert to an ACC) because they are protected files. Is there a way around this?