I've had a mallet since college (won it and the honor of being the Gremlin in the Midnight Croquet sprees.) And I've found it quite useful!
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 28, 2012 6:14:19 pm PST #18885 of 30001
§ ita § - Jan 28, 2012 6:17:22 pm PST #18886 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat and Lori gave me a rubber mallet with their establishment package. Invaluable stuff.
Watching Fright Night. I like this! It should have done better. Colin Farrell's on fire, so to speak. And I really like how injured vamps act--they're all feral and creepy when their higher functions aren't engaged.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2012 6:19:17 pm PST #18887 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate with Speculoos Cookie Cream
So sad I have no Trader Joe's no mo'.
Amy, on the bright side, at least your town hasn't had 20+ murders in less than a month? (I AM LOOKING AT YOU NEW ORLEANS.)
Cass - Jan 28, 2012 6:19:21 pm PST #18888 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The caramel is going to be my downfall I think. It felt like I could break off just a section. If so, gooey caramel is just fine with me. I need to eat dinner first though.
Amy - Jan 28, 2012 6:24:16 pm PST #18889 of 30001
Because books.
Amy, on the bright side, at least your town hasn't had 20+ murders in less than a month?
Oh, I know. It's just a little disconcerting when things like that don't usually happen here.
Steph L. - Jan 28, 2012 6:24:40 pm PST #18890 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It felt like I could break off just a section.
You can.
If so, gooey caramel
And it is. But very yummy.
smonster - Jan 28, 2012 6:27:55 pm PST #18891 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
20+ murders in less than a month
Yikes. Didn't realize it was quite that bad. I skim the NOLA Ready emails but haven't been counting.
I have a rubber mallet. Handy for pounding my bumper back in, among other things.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2012 6:34:20 pm PST #18892 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I'm sorry, Amy, I didn't mean to sound flip about an understandably upsetting situation. I'm just kind of freaking out about it.
Yikes. Didn't realize it was quite that bad.
Yeah, there was the 13 murders in 13 days, and now there's been 7 murders in 4 days. OMJEEZUS.
No problems in the tourism district, though. I'm pretty sure that's where all the cops are.
Jesse - Jan 28, 2012 6:41:55 pm PST #18893 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus, Nora. That's terrible.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2012 6:45:07 pm PST #18894 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
It really, really is.