Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 27, 2012 5:20:18 am PST #18610 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, the consensus seems to be that Romney will win in Florida and Newt's campaign will probably be over. It was fun while it lasted.

But look! Other fun Republican infighting:

Conservatives Criticize Drudge for Anti-Gingrich Assault

Furious conservatives have taken to blogs and Twitter on Thursday to vent their ire against what they allege is a conspiratorial dumping of twisted and manipulated negative attacks on Newt Gingrich.

The target of their fury: The Drudge Report.

For the last 48 hours, the conservative Web site led by Matt Drudge has become a virtual campaign arm for Mitt Romney, featuring huge, screaming headlines about Mr. Gingrich and his past.

That prompted conservatives who support Mr. Gingrich to accuse Mr. Drudge of selling out to the Republican establishment — many of whom have come to Mr. Romney’s aid as the battle with Mr. Gingrich has heated up.

Let's you and him fight!


Jesse - Jan 27, 2012 5:21:36 am PST #18611 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What the hell are the criteria for "healthy"?

Today's "Healthy Balance" entree in my cafe (the only one listed all week) is Mango Turkey Burger: served with a side of fried plantains.

Those bags freak me out. But I like them?


Sophia Brooks - Jan 27, 2012 5:23:29 am PST #18612 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The Criteria are different for each type, but...

Hot Entrees

  • Calories ≤ 400 per serving
  • Fat ≤ 15 grams
  • Saturated Fat ≤ 4 grams
  • Trans Fatty Acids ≤ 0 grams
  • Fiber ≥ 3 grams
  • Sugar ≤ 15 grams
  • Sodium ≤ 1000 milligrams


tommyrot - Jan 27, 2012 6:05:51 am PST #18613 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So what are people doing this weekend?

It's my dad's 80th birthday. My sis, gf and family are going to take my dad out to dinner tomorrow. Then my two brothers and I are going to show up at the restaurant and surprise him. Should be fun.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 27, 2012 6:19:29 am PST #18614 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm planning to drive over to Memphis to see a couple of foreign films starring Michael Fassbender Saturday afternoon, and maybe trying to talk the folks into going out to dinner Sunday.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2012 6:38:05 am PST #18615 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, I hate when "other" people make slash jokes. They almost always set off my stupid detector. If it's wrong, it's not really that funny, you know!

God, I'm pissy about some things.


Jesse - Jan 27, 2012 6:42:31 am PST #18616 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm doing my taxes, and who knows what else.

I just got my new rainboots, and they are great! I have never had rubber boots before. I'm not so sure about the sweater, but we'll see about that at home.


Strix - Jan 27, 2012 6:51:05 am PST #18617 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Collard greens should be properly made with a slab of fatback pork to stew them in, so I dunno how healthy they are. (Why, yes, my mama's family is Southern.)

I am working my ass off, getting my NEW TAT TONIGHT!!!! and having Indian with friends after, and then working, working, maybe watching a movie and giving myself a mani/pedi, working, and then a little work. And laundry and sweeping up pet hair.

Yes, I AM a glamazon....


-t - Jan 27, 2012 6:52:14 am PST #18618 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

When I had sore throats that would not go away but were not strep as a kid, my doctor recommended gargling with a 50/50 mixture of hydrogen peroxide and mouthwash (specifically Lavoris for the strong flavor to mask the taste of the H2O2). I can't remember if it actually helped but it gave me something to do rather than just waiting. Anecdata for Hec's home treatment plan.


SuziQ - Jan 27, 2012 6:58:13 am PST #18619 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

getting my NEW TAT TONIGHT!!!!

Whatcha getting?

My weekend will be a mix of cleaning, babysitting, and karate. Maybe a movie on Sunday.