I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jan 22, 2012 12:03:42 pm PST #17834 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

See? If it confuses even you, it's essentially confusing.

I want to buy that house when my neighbor leaves, but I don't really want to rent it out; I really just want to keep it for myself and use it as a workshop. Totally impractical.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2012 12:04:45 pm PST #17835 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would have guessed more. Of course, I've never handled a shotgun

It depends on the gun. Some take twice that. But it's a shotgun, not a machine gun. There's no banana clip.


Ginger - Jan 22, 2012 12:12:35 pm PST #17836 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There are a variety of shotgun magazine extensions that can take some gauges up to 10+ rounds. There are sometimes legal restrictions for hunting.


Liese S. - Jan 22, 2012 12:18:06 pm PST #17837 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

They were at the bar, totally called it. They couldn't find the trailhead. "Snow covered" they said. Heh. Anyway, they're home now and we're eating the SO's homemade salsa, and our buddy is cooking dinner later. So I don't have too much to complain about.


Strix - Jan 22, 2012 12:19:12 pm PST #17838 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I would take the threesomes only because I don't like heights.

OMG, SNORT. Love you, Sue.

Connie, I worry about that all the time: my computer searches run the gamut from weapons to tactics to bomb-making, to terrorist cells, to spying and hacking techniques, martial arts, how to kill someone with various household items, and how to run cons. Among other sketchy research.

Also, a lot of shoes and make-up, and a shitton of geekery.

I guess I'm convicted as a well-shod, nicely made-up, bibliophilic criminal?

I did NOT get Starbucks before my phone call; I drank that shit black, like medicine. Bleargh. Going to store in a few minutes.

I've only had girl/girl/boy threesomes, and I was always more interested in the boy. Liked the girl, but my Kinsey skews to the dudes. There are some boy/boy/girl threesomes I'd give a whirl, though. It's low on my list of things to do, though; I prefer to concentrate on one lover.


smonster - Jan 22, 2012 12:22:16 pm PST #17839 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I guess I'm convicted as a well-shod, nicely made-up, bibliophilic criminal?

Or Mata Hari.

I've never had a threesome... could be fun with the right folks, but I think I'd choose flying.


Consuela - Jan 22, 2012 12:29:30 pm PST #17840 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The ridiculous thing about those searches is I spend twenty or thirty minutes researching facts for ... one sentence. ::facepalm::


Vortex - Jan 22, 2012 12:35:56 pm PST #17841 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Know that we readers appreciate it. When an author gets a detail wrong, it can throw me right out of the story and then I'm suspicious for the rest of the book


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2012 12:40:54 pm PST #17842 of 30001
brillig

The ridiculous thing about those searches is I spend twenty or thirty minutes researching facts for ... one sentence.

Oh, lord, yes. An hour later I look up from some site on Renaissance history and I say to myself, "I only wanted to know when Leonardo finished The Last Supper."


shrift - Jan 22, 2012 12:56:17 pm PST #17843 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The ridiculous thing about those searches is I spend twenty or thirty minutes researching facts for ... one sentence.

Perfectly acceptable. I have spent quality time looking things up for a throwaway joke. Sometimes the lion's share of the research I do doesn't even make it into the story, but it informs the plot and characterization.