Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2012 11:36:10 am PST #17830 of 30001
brillig

A writer's search history could be very damning in a criminal investigation. "Let's see, bomb manufacturing, shotgun magazine capacity, military tactics--yup, this is our perp."


Calli - Jan 22, 2012 11:39:51 am PST #17831 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

A writer's search history could be very damning in a criminal investigation. "Let's see, bomb manufacturing, shotgun magazine capacity, military tactics--yup, this is our perp."

The modern version of Sayers' Strong Poison.


Zenkitty - Jan 22, 2012 11:54:50 am PST #17832 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Our house is listed wrongly on some of the major GPS databases. If we have a plumbing problem or something angry service people call and ask "what is your real address?" It takes some argument to convince them that the GPS is wrong.

The road on which my house is officially located is an unfinished stub of a road that was supposed to go into a townhouse complex that was never built. It goes about 150 feet and ends in a field. The only residences on it are a 2-unit townhouse: my house and my neighbor's. Her driveway comes off that short road, but my driveway comes off the main road. So GPS will take you down Country Lane to my neighbor's drive. I have to tell people, don't turn on my road, go past it and my driveway is just after. And they get lost every time. Or they park in my neighbor's drive and end up having to cross her lawn to get to me.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2012 12:00:37 pm PST #17833 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Or they park in my neighbor's drive and end up having to cross her lawn to get to me.

I may or may not have done that when I visited.


Zenkitty - Jan 22, 2012 12:03:42 pm PST #17834 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

See? If it confuses even you, it's essentially confusing.

I want to buy that house when my neighbor leaves, but I don't really want to rent it out; I really just want to keep it for myself and use it as a workshop. Totally impractical.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2012 12:04:45 pm PST #17835 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would have guessed more. Of course, I've never handled a shotgun

It depends on the gun. Some take twice that. But it's a shotgun, not a machine gun. There's no banana clip.


Ginger - Jan 22, 2012 12:12:35 pm PST #17836 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There are a variety of shotgun magazine extensions that can take some gauges up to 10+ rounds. There are sometimes legal restrictions for hunting.


Liese S. - Jan 22, 2012 12:18:06 pm PST #17837 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

They were at the bar, totally called it. They couldn't find the trailhead. "Snow covered" they said. Heh. Anyway, they're home now and we're eating the SO's homemade salsa, and our buddy is cooking dinner later. So I don't have too much to complain about.


Strix - Jan 22, 2012 12:19:12 pm PST #17838 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I would take the threesomes only because I don't like heights.

OMG, SNORT. Love you, Sue.

Connie, I worry about that all the time: my computer searches run the gamut from weapons to tactics to bomb-making, to terrorist cells, to spying and hacking techniques, martial arts, how to kill someone with various household items, and how to run cons. Among other sketchy research.

Also, a lot of shoes and make-up, and a shitton of geekery.

I guess I'm convicted as a well-shod, nicely made-up, bibliophilic criminal?

I did NOT get Starbucks before my phone call; I drank that shit black, like medicine. Bleargh. Going to store in a few minutes.

I've only had girl/girl/boy threesomes, and I was always more interested in the boy. Liked the girl, but my Kinsey skews to the dudes. There are some boy/boy/girl threesomes I'd give a whirl, though. It's low on my list of things to do, though; I prefer to concentrate on one lover.


smonster - Jan 22, 2012 12:22:16 pm PST #17839 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I guess I'm convicted as a well-shod, nicely made-up, bibliophilic criminal?

Or Mata Hari.

I've never had a threesome... could be fun with the right folks, but I think I'd choose flying.