Erm, Matt, have you forgotten the Clinton years? I haven't. Newt is probably more polarizing than ANY of the other GOP candidates, because he is completely on board with a scorched-earth strategy when it comes to politics.

I do rather like this CNN headline:

"Gingrich: S.C. 'decided to be with us in changing Washington, a Washington I was instrumental in creating'.

(I may have imagined that last part.)

Fly. I've had threesomes, and they're generally awkward and not really all that exciting. Logistics, elbows, knees, who does what, attention deficit...flying would be much cooler.

And useful.

There are exceptions; there are certain persons which whom I would go for the threesome, but that's not stipulated in the query.

Flying would be wish fulfillment cool, but how practical would it be? Where can I fly to? The mall? Work? The bathroom? Jamaica?

Unless I'm Superman (without a purse), maybe guaranteed regular sex (I'm assuming these threesomes are only with people I want to sleep with--that somehow I'd be able to find two people who want to sleep with each other and me, maybe not always the same people?)

Flying would be wish fulfillment cool, but how practical would it be? Where can I fly to? The mall? Work? The bathroom? Jamaica?

The Amazonian canopy. That's pretty much enough to swing the deal for me.

I'd fly to work (it irrationally peeves me that I can stand on the back porch and see my work, but to actually get there I have to go down two flights of stairs and then walk over two blocks and up two blocks; I so badly want to just go out to the porch, launch myself off the railing, and sail straight there). (A nice zipline wouldn't be bad either.)

And, you know, Nice and London and that town in Wales with all the bookstores.

Does anyone else fly in this scenario? Are you a freak destined for medical experiments the rest of your life?

(A nice zipline wouldn't be bad either.)

I either have relatives you have to meet or ought never meet.

Part of me is depressed at how many people are choosing flying over threesomes. Part of me feels very reassured.

A zipline business in San Francisco might actually be viable.

Erm, Matt, have you forgotten the Clinton years? I haven't. Newt is probably more polarizing than ANY of the other GOP candidates, because he is completely on board with a scorched-earth strategy when it comes to politics.

Consuela said it so I didn't have too. Newt is one of those kids who will take his toys, go outside and torch the house.

(though they rather doubted I'd broken my arm, since I waited all night, but I had)

That's odd, since one of the symptoms of a broken bone is obvious injury without concomitant pain.