I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Jan 21, 2012 6:13:33 pm PST #17703 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

What's dangerous about the milkshake?

Your yard may be of inadequate volume to hold all the boys.


Kat - Jan 21, 2012 6:13:41 pm PST #17704 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Agreed, sara, but he's also this weird angry mouthpiece for insanity. BUT, Santorum is plain evil.

Also, Romney, interestingly, comes across as vaguely apolitical. Great NYT article about how he approaches life like case studies. It's not the X within the context of everything. It's X right now in this case. Because of that, he's vaguely apolitical which would explain some of the things that happened during his time in MA. It's almost as if he saw this as the solution to this problem without the political bigger picture.

I also think it's shocking how much Gingrich won by.


Typo Boy - Jan 21, 2012 6:16:39 pm PST #17705 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Also, yeah the odds of Obama wining increases with nominee Newt. But unfortunately the odds of President Newt don't automatically go to zero. Anyway, I'm pretty much convinced that the Republican establishment has picked Mitt, and that it does NOT matter who wins the most votes in the primaries, Mitt will be the nominee. The whole "it turns out Santorum won Iowa, too bad he gets no benefit from that" is evidence for that position.


Typo Boy - Jan 21, 2012 6:19:01 pm PST #17706 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Congrats to Stephanie, and to perfect little Samuel Eric. (as to my getting the name wrong pre-edit - he is perfect, not me.)


shrift - Jan 21, 2012 6:21:09 pm PST #17707 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I spent the last couple of hours making vegan chili, and then promptly made it not vegan by topping it with goat cheese, sour cream, and avocado.


Typo Boy - Jan 21, 2012 6:21:55 pm PST #17708 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I always think stir-fried tofu tastes better with a little pork and shrimp.


billytea - Jan 21, 2012 6:22:46 pm PST #17709 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have such a visceral dislike for Newt. As in, why can't everyone see through him? It's all about him. He doesn't really give a shit about anything except him. He doesn't believe in anything except what sounds good and gets him attention. No principles, just what gets him the limelight. He really believes what he believes at that moment only, when it is convenient for him. He's the epitome of mob mentality, just a mob of one. FUCK YEAH I"M AWESOME!!!

Of course, conservatives were saying much the same thing about Obama last time around.

As a point of interest, who do people see as the least damaging Repub not-Romney option? I guess only Gingrich, Santorum and Paul are left in the running, which sounds like the most messed-up F, C, M ever. Maybe including the also-rans.


Jessica - Jan 21, 2012 6:32:03 pm PST #17710 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I guess only Gingrich, Santorum and Paul are left in the running, which sounds like the most messed-up F, C, M ever

OH GOD MY EYES MY EYES.

Honestly, though, Ron Paul would probably be the best case scenario. He's such a total nutjob that Congress would never work with him, so nothing would get done. As opposed to Newt, who knows how to get people to vote with him. He could do some real damage.


Typo Boy - Jan 21, 2012 6:32:56 pm PST #17711 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I think any of them would be a truly awful disaster. Even Romney would be. He has no convictions to prevent his appeasing the right. For that matter, Obama is pretty awful too, just not anything like as awful as the Republicans. He is the moderate Republican in the race, the non-Romney alternative. And I'll revive an old Buffista custom, and bet 50 Persian that Romney is the Republican nominee.


sarameg - Jan 21, 2012 6:33:50 pm PST #17712 of 30001

Just so you know:

My neighbor Brian (who I picked up from surgery last week) is taking me in first thing in the morning. He wanted to take me to the ER tonight, too, but I don't want to deal with an ER or ED tonight, and this can wait. That argument took a bit.