I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jan 15, 2012 6:19:49 pm PST #16631 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Allyson is already somebody.

Precisely!


Ginger - Jan 15, 2012 6:20:15 pm PST #16632 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Just so long as you didn't wear one of those mermaid dresses. Someday there's going to be a tragic accident in one of those.


Zenkitty - Jan 15, 2012 6:20:53 pm PST #16633 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would have purchased the most excellent foundation garments and propped the boobs up Hendricks-style. And, um, FEATHERS.

The world doesn't know what it missed tonight!


Allyson - Jan 15, 2012 6:27:35 pm PST #16634 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I could have been FUGged! I shall never forgive him this. I mean, yeah I probably will.


shrift - Jan 15, 2012 6:28:25 pm PST #16635 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Speaking of Tom Hardy, and aren't we always? I just watched Warrior the other day, and my thoughts are DEEPLY IMPURE.

There's a moment where he's -- wait, is it a spoiler to mention something that's only on screen for a second in a film that came out last year?


Strix - Jan 15, 2012 6:36:02 pm PST #16636 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think more fancy pants events with buffistas in tow and more buffistas making celebrities talk to me on their phones.

THIS.

ION, printer is set up, worky-things are printed out and I am NOT recovered from flu from hell -- I am stupid-tired.

I will get up early (for me) and get hella work done. Ugh. I haven't eaten, but am nauseated still. Maybe saltines?


meara - Jan 15, 2012 7:13:11 pm PST #16637 of 30001

(Opps, sorry. It's become a running joke with my locals that I like them flirty....and far away.)

Hah--I do recall some stories from you, missy.

I've actually gotten to the point where my clothes are almost all packed. I think I may do that with my laundry basket and shoes tomorrow though.

Laundry baskets are your friends, when it comes to that! Also, I have an extra one and use it either for clean clothes, or at the moment "clothes that are getting donated".

A friend walked over and we went to have a drink and ended up getting food too. Mmm--hot apple cider with rum, and truffled mac and cheese, and a warm spinach salad with bacon and egg and carmelized onions. Mmmm.

But now I am home and a bit tipsy, and realize I need to prep for my visit tomorrow and Tuesday, and I really don't want to. OTOH, I definitely don't want to get up earlier than 5AM tomorrow, to do it.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2012 7:21:36 pm PST #16638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

People have laundry baskets? I'm so developmentally delayed. I use army surplus laundry bags.

Then again, never owned a "proper" mattress either.


Zenkitty - Jan 15, 2012 7:23:37 pm PST #16639 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have too many clothes. Like, seriously. In all sizes from 10 to 22. And most of them are packed away, and since most days no one sees me but the grocery store clerk, I generally wear my same favorite ten or so things all the time. I need to cull closets. And the really sad thing is, I've ALREADY culled closets! I think I have a problem.


Consuela - Jan 15, 2012 7:26:50 pm PST #16640 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So my sister came back with pressies for me, which almost make up for the crazy dogs and crazy parents. She actually got me a leather jacket in Portugal! It's all hip and red-brown and snug. And merino wool tights, and chocolate.

Now I'm going to drink decaf tea with honey and whiskey in it, and watch some more Community. My life, so exciting.