I would like to bitch about the fact that Tim could have totes gone to the Golden Globes and taken me but he DID NOT GO AND DID NOT TAKE ME.
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The NOT TAKING YOU is the important thing. You should be sashaying down the red carpet, yo.
People would say, "Who is that? Is she somebody? She must be somebody. I hear she's a writer. Is she werng vintage? She looks fabulous! Quick, take her photo, we don't want to be the ones who didn't get her photo!" and then you would be famous.
I think more fancy pants events with buffistas in tow and more buffistas making celebrities talk to me on their phones.
What was Tim thinking?
Allyson is already somebody.
We totally have the contacts, we're gorgeous and smart and we know how to dress ourselves, which seems to be a quality generally lacking. Why have't we infiltrated Hollywood culture yet? We could be the Illuminati of Hollywood.
I wnt to be SWINTON when I grow up.
I would have purchased the most excellent foundation garments and propped the boobs up Hendricks-style. And, um, FEATHERS.
Allyson is already somebody.
Precisely!
Just so long as you didn't wear one of those mermaid dresses. Someday there's going to be a tragic accident in one of those.
I would have purchased the most excellent foundation garments and propped the boobs up Hendricks-style. And, um, FEATHERS.
The world doesn't know what it missed tonight!