Fug Girls Say:
YOU GUYS PIPER PERABO LOOKS CRAZY. We seriously might be able to see the entirety of her breasts through this unspeakable dishwater-tulle number. She makes the most ridiculous faces in the camera line. While we stare open-mouthed at her, Giuliana interviews Ariel Winter from Modern Family, who is adorable and age-appropriate in purple Dolce and Gabbana.
Angelina's dress is gorgeous in pictures, but the look is severe.
How cute is Christopher Plummer? cute.
Elle walk ou on stage was ridiculous. and why is she presenting?
More Relevant Fug:
6:35 p.m. Keibler's orangey-red dress has a giant diagonal bow along her back, although it's not as bad as that makes it sound. Elle Macpherson is gliding around on a tulle cloud, and Rooney Mara -- we think -- is in black? We'll find out; first, Sarah Michelle, who is in Monique Lhuillier. She says her two-year old picked out the gown, bag, and shoes. She's totally charming and really animated about how daughter. She also drops the tidbit that Freddie Prinze Jr. was once Mr. Golden Globe "back when this was in black and white." Ha! She says she and Prinze don't do this stuff together because it constitutes a terrible date night, and says their better idea of one is IHOP. That must be true, because they're coming up on twelve years together. Damn.
12 Years!
I just mixed together some waffle batter so that I can make waffles tomorrow morning. I like three-day weekends.
Whoops, teleprompter died.
Fug Girls have gone to SWINTON! alert.
Are they limiting Gervais' time onstage more than last year?
Going through InStyle pics... I think Nicole Kidman's dress is very flattering, but I don't really like it. I *want* to like Dianna Agron's, but I think it would have been better with a less flouncy skirt - perhaps straight and with an underlayer to show off the laser-cutting.
I feel the same way about Agron's.
I have the same kind of dislike of Kidman's gown as I did for Salma's.
I tried watching the Globes online, but the visuals were not keeping up with the with the audio so I knew the winner and heard the speech while the presenters were bantering and showing the nominees.