You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 14, 2012 9:47:16 am PST #16197 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Ok-- I am not even sure how I did this, but I just lost 2 of the heating elements for my stove while cleaning the burner pans. I threw one out because it was broken and left one by the stove. They are not in the oven, in the cupboard next to the oven or in the garbage. What the heck!?!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 14, 2012 10:04:30 am PST #16198 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And I found them. They must have fallen in when I lifted up the top of the stove and they were in the part of the stove underneath the burner area. Since I am cooking something, it is pretty hard to get them out.


§ ita § - Jan 14, 2012 10:06:53 am PST #16199 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No problem, Kat. I hope the email I sent her is useful too.


Dana - Jan 14, 2012 10:42:49 am PST #16200 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I went through paperwork and threw out a small bag of trash. Victory!

Now I want to do nothing else for the rest of the day.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2012 10:50:24 am PST #16201 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My MacBook Air died. Then later it came back to life.

Or maybe it just didn't want to wake up. Kinda' like me.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2012 10:56:02 am PST #16202 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The remains of martyred saints, as photographed by Toby de Silva.

Cool. Martyred saints sure get buried with a lot of jewels. Looks like they could be on the set of an Indiana Jones movie, except they're not covered in cobwebs and dust.

My favorite detail is the Bible with a bunch of bookmarks still in it.


Dana - Jan 14, 2012 11:02:37 am PST #16203 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

FOOTBALL!


DavidS - Jan 14, 2012 11:05:59 am PST #16204 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

FOOTBALL!

Oh no! I just heard Drew Brees ate sixty-four pieces of American cheese and went blind. Guess the Saints are forfeiting.


Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2012 11:23:15 am PST #16205 of 30001
brillig

I just heard Drew Brees ate sixty-four pieces of American cheese and went blind.

At least make it beignets. He does play for New Orleans.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2012 11:29:01 am PST #16206 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The thing about pain drugs that especially ridiculous is the conversation I was just having at work about how people without chronic pain get painkillers thrown at us -- a coworker had thrown her back out, and everyone else at the meeting was offering her leftover opiates. @@

I just ushed for God of Carnage, and liked it a lot! (Unsurprisingly, really....) Although I can see where it wouldn't make a good movie.