Wait, I thought Cindy Crawford was secretly Queen of the Molemen. Are you saying she's human?
Was this in John Hodgeman's book?
I've tried to march in the Slayer Pride Parade ...
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 07, 2012 2:40:24 pm PST #15006 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
amych - Jan 07, 2012 2:42:54 pm PST #15007 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cindy Crawford as queen of the Mole Men was from a really brilliant (like, more than usual) episode of The Tick (animated). I always suspected that Hodgman got the Molemen obsession from there.
meara - Jan 07, 2012 2:43:06 pm PST #15008 of 30001
Wait, I thought Cindy Crawford was secretly Queen of the Molemen. Are you saying she's human?
Is this like Newt being a lizard person?
amych - Jan 07, 2012 2:43:29 pm PST #15009 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Newt, otoh, totes a reptile.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 07, 2012 2:49:45 pm PST #15010 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I always suspected that Hodgman got the Molemen obsession from there.
Ah ha! I listened to the audio book (with accompaniment by Jonathan Coulton) and it was brilliant. I had a student worker in my office at the time, and he loved it too, and we still joke about the molemen even though he has now graduated and has another job in my building.
DavidS - Jan 07, 2012 2:53:57 pm PST #15011 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oddly enough, around here, it says you live in North Carolina, but in a non-racially-specific kind of way.
That's the thing about burritos, they'll say any old shit. They're very unreliable narrators.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 07, 2012 3:03:34 pm PST #15012 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Damn, my supervisor is calling me in to work Sunday morning because an editor wants some proposal material done by mid-day tomorrow but couldn't be bothered to finish her edits/design requests early enough for said supervisor to approve and get them to me today. It'll only be a few hours work, however it feels like the editor in question is deliberately timing everything to result in the maximum fucking-up of my weekend. This means I can't go out of town or stay up late tonight, can't sleep in or do the 3-mile walk I'd planned tomorrow morning, will have to brown bag lunch rather than going out to Sunday brunch, and can't leave town for Memphis early enough to catch a theatre matinee.
Though at least before the boom was lowered on me I found some Fieldcrest red damask stripe sheets I'd been looking for since early spring and got assigned a hot waiter at lunch.
Tom Scola - Jan 07, 2012 3:05:11 pm PST #15013 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
- Blue corn: Moldovan
- Funyons: Bangldeshi
- Wild boar: St. Lucian
- Gopher: Western North Dakota and Eastern Montana
- Celocampth: Tuvaluan
- Ambrosia salad: Manx
Jessica - Jan 07, 2012 3:05:51 pm PST #15014 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That's the thing about burritos, they'll say any old shit. They're very unreliable narrators.
Unreliable, but very tasty!
Newt, otoh, totes a reptile.
I can't read this without my brain decoding "reptile" as "secret Jew." Apparently I read too many conspiracy theory books.
msbelle - Jan 07, 2012 3:08:49 pm PST #15015 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
wait, has Perkins not checked in again. PERKINS!! What is the status!?!