Maybe it's OK if they don't swear. Blood, guts, brutality, inhumanity--but they don't drop the f-bomb, so it's Happy Days in the Censorship Office!
And as long as no one has sex!
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jan 06, 2012 2:36:28 pm PST #14801 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
msbelle - Jan 06, 2012 2:36:32 pm PST #14802 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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OMG, posting to every dog rescue group I can find through the South and Mid-West.
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 2:36:40 pm PST #14803 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I was part of group consisting of seven members: (listing the members).
"I was one of a group of seven:..."
"Name 1, Name 2, ... and I worked together to...."
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2012 2:39:47 pm PST #14804 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I almost drove myself to tears explaining the same thing to my sister, Steph. Good god, that stupid series. *Then* I told her about Joyce. Really brilliant call. At least I didn't wrap up with the plot of The Warrior.
Jessica - Jan 06, 2012 2:42:36 pm PST #14805 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Finally, a marketplace for getting rid of stuff left by your ex.
Currently it's mostly wedding dresses and rings. But the Dead Aunt Pillow is hilarious:
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 2:45:05 pm PST #14806 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gail Collins of the NY Times, whom I love, mentions the dog every time she mentions Mitt. For example, after Romney said of Newt, "Zany is not what we need in a president," she wrote:
I would say this is an extremely safe position for Romney to take because the odds are very good that no one has ever called Mitt zany in his entire life. Unless it was when he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the station wagon. (“Hey, Mister, you got an Irish setter on top of your car. What are you, zany or something?”)
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2012 2:45:30 pm PST #14807 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's more than one of those sites out there, I guess. Because I've seen one that had all sorts of stuff, not just ruined wedding things. It was *hilarious* and the stories were well worth the time taken to browse.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 06, 2012 2:59:50 pm PST #14808 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am still stuck on how the hell you strap a live dog to your car????
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 3:04:09 pm PST #14809 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The dog was in a crate.
Allyson - Jan 06, 2012 3:04:13 pm PST #14810 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It had to have been in a crate. And terrified. IIRC, he was pulled over by a cop who was all, ARE YOU COMPLETELY BANANAS?