Finally, a marketplace for getting rid of stuff left by your ex.
Currently it's mostly wedding dresses and rings. But the Dead Aunt Pillow is hilarious:
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jan 06, 2012 2:42:36 pm PST #14805 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 2:45:05 pm PST #14806 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gail Collins of the NY Times, whom I love, mentions the dog every time she mentions Mitt. For example, after Romney said of Newt, "Zany is not what we need in a president," she wrote:
I would say this is an extremely safe position for Romney to take because the odds are very good that no one has ever called Mitt zany in his entire life. Unless it was when he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the station wagon. (“Hey, Mister, you got an Irish setter on top of your car. What are you, zany or something?”)
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2012 2:45:30 pm PST #14807 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's more than one of those sites out there, I guess. Because I've seen one that had all sorts of stuff, not just ruined wedding things. It was *hilarious* and the stories were well worth the time taken to browse.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 06, 2012 2:59:50 pm PST #14808 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am still stuck on how the hell you strap a live dog to your car????
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 3:04:09 pm PST #14809 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The dog was in a crate.
Allyson - Jan 06, 2012 3:04:13 pm PST #14810 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It had to have been in a crate. And terrified. IIRC, he was pulled over by a cop who was all, ARE YOU COMPLETELY BANANAS?
msbelle - Jan 06, 2012 3:05:20 pm PST #14811 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
WHO DOES THAT!?!?!? A Crazy megalomaniac, that is who.
Ginger - Jan 06, 2012 3:08:16 pm PST #14812 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Mitt is apparently weirdly cheap for a very rich person. One theory is that he was too cheap to pay for a dog sitter.
Typo Boy - Jan 06, 2012 3:09:26 pm PST #14813 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Yeah a crate. And he put in a windshield. And when the dog shit it self, he hosed the dog and crate off and then kept driving with the still terrified, and now wet and shivering dog still in the carrier on the roof. So just as crazy as the other leading GOP candidates, just hides it better.
Consuela - Jan 06, 2012 3:10:22 pm PST #14814 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
The dog was in a crate.
And apparently pooped all over the inside of the crate, because seriously, who wouldn't?
Fuckhead.