I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Dec 30, 2011 12:32:17 pm PST #13649 of 30001

Aw, really? Bummer. I enjoyed them. That wasn't long, was it?


le nubian - Dec 30, 2011 12:33:45 pm PST #13650 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

They were only married about 18 months. Russell is the one who filed.


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2011 12:40:12 pm PST #13651 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And the goal of learning something new every day has been achieved. I can slack the rest of the day now.

I know! I feel very gratified to have learned what a Kardashian is. Also Snooki.

As long as we're doing this, did everyone see Katy Perry and Russell Brand are splitsville? Sad.

Dang, Tim is totally going to dump me. Ever since Katy Perry showed up on the Simpsons' 2010 Christmas special wearing a latex dress (it was a live-action segment, for reals), she went straight to the top of his laminated list.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 12:45:19 pm PST #13652 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

she went straight to the top of his laminated list

Sleep with Russell Brand. That will show him.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2011 12:54:25 pm PST #13653 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Everything I know about Snooki and the Kardashians I've learned from SNL parodies of them, and I'm okay with that.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 12:58:13 pm PST #13654 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I watched a clip of something with Snooki being interviewed by someone sarcastic a month ago, and that being my entire exposure to her live (I think I've read some tweets), I have no idea how in on the joke she is. For some reason, when I think of her, that's what concerns me. Does she know?


Tom Scola - Dec 30, 2011 1:01:03 pm PST #13655 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

So sad.


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2011 1:02:45 pm PST #13656 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

she went straight to the top of his laminated list

Sleep with Russell Brand. That will show him.

Yeah!

...wait. I think Russell Brand is kind of creepy. Dang.


flea - Dec 30, 2011 1:05:23 pm PST #13657 of 30001
information libertarian

I think Russell Brand might not bathe. And not in a Colin Farrell kind of way.

I watched three episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians while on a cross-country flight once. It was surprisingly amusing, but I was in the middle section of a two-aisle flight from ATL to Salt Lake.


sumi - Dec 30, 2011 1:15:49 pm PST #13658 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Tom - that is sad.

I have to say, I don't think of myself as having much of a life but it's got to be better than those people's.