Everything I know about Snooki and the Kardashians I've learned from SNL parodies of them, and I'm okay with that.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 30, 2011 12:54:25 pm PST #13653 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 12:58:13 pm PST #13654 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I watched a clip of something with Snooki being interviewed by someone sarcastic a month ago, and that being my entire exposure to her live (I think I've read some tweets), I have no idea how in on the joke she is. For some reason, when I think of her, that's what concerns me. Does she know?
Tom Scola - Dec 30, 2011 1:01:03 pm PST #13655 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Steph L. - Dec 30, 2011 1:02:45 pm PST #13656 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
she went straight to the top of his laminated list
Sleep with Russell Brand. That will show him.
Yeah!
...wait. I think Russell Brand is kind of creepy. Dang.
flea - Dec 30, 2011 1:05:23 pm PST #13657 of 30001
information libertarian
I think Russell Brand might not bathe. And not in a Colin Farrell kind of way.
I watched three episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians while on a cross-country flight once. It was surprisingly amusing, but I was in the middle section of a two-aisle flight from ATL to Salt Lake.
sumi - Dec 30, 2011 1:15:49 pm PST #13658 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Tom - that is sad.
I have to say, I don't think of myself as having much of a life but it's got to be better than those people's.
Jesse - Dec 30, 2011 1:16:23 pm PST #13659 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So sad.
OK, maybe not THAT sad.
I will continue to offer Colin Farrell my shower whenever he needs it.
Polter-Cow - Dec 30, 2011 1:24:18 pm PST #13660 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I didn't even know Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married. Perhaps I knew for about five seconds when it happened, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Sue - Dec 30, 2011 1:24:20 pm PST #13661 of 30001
hip deep in pie
...wait. I think Russell Brand is kind of creepy. Dang.
Sleep with Katy Perry. THAT will show him.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 30, 2011 1:31:16 pm PST #13662 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
All I ever remember about Katy Perry is that she has a cat named Kitty Purry. Since I love animals and puns, it makes me like her.