What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 30, 2011 6:57:54 am PST #13560 of 30001

Woohoo!

Porch light painted. Now to wait for it to be dry enough to put the glass in and rehang.


Anne W. - Dec 30, 2011 6:58:00 am PST #13561 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Congratulations, Amy!


Laura - Dec 30, 2011 7:08:13 am PST #13562 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Congrats, Amy! I'm pretty sure 23 is the brakes anniversary.


DavidS - Dec 30, 2011 7:14:12 am PST #13563 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy Anniversary, Amy!

You've been married almost as long as I've been in this apartment.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 7:21:24 am PST #13564 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, if you can't get a root with your man, I guess brakes are a perfectly cromulent substitution. Congrats on your longevity!

(My sister does not have a Simpsons-enhanced vocabulary. This makes things kinda slow sometimes. I think she's up to speed on cromulent, but apparently I perplexed her with glayvin the other day. I don't understand how we're related)


Fred Pete - Dec 30, 2011 7:28:45 am PST #13565 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Anniversary, Amy and Husband!


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 7:43:09 am PST #13566 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'm having an inappropriately close relationship with the entire staff of my local Enterprise Rent a Car. This has to stop. Where the fuck is my title?


Amy - Dec 30, 2011 7:43:47 am PST #13567 of 30001
Because books.

Thanks, people! I'm pleased that we still like each other a lot.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2011 7:52:05 am PST #13568 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy anniversary, Amy!

I am ignoring my coworker who's been working for hours on something that was done when I read it yesterday, and counting down the minutes until I can leave.

Where the fuck is my title?

Is it on your head? Or is that just the answer for glasses.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 8:04:40 am PST #13569 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey! Didn't there use to be a site wherearemykeys.com? I can't find my kneejerk site, and now I'm sad.

My manager was taking the afternoon off, but she just left to run an errand. Apparently she *has* to get her Santa Monica beach parking pass this morning, or else.

I love this week. I mean, I hate that I'm in the office, but I love that attitude.

On the phone with the title holders of my car. This always takes forever. But since it's limbo week, I'll cheerfully do this at my desk.

Cautionary tale about raising sassy tech literate children. Also, apples not falling far from trees, hello.