River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Dec 30, 2011 7:14:12 am PST #13563 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy Anniversary, Amy!

You've been married almost as long as I've been in this apartment.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 7:21:24 am PST #13564 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, if you can't get a root with your man, I guess brakes are a perfectly cromulent substitution. Congrats on your longevity!

(My sister does not have a Simpsons-enhanced vocabulary. This makes things kinda slow sometimes. I think she's up to speed on cromulent, but apparently I perplexed her with glayvin the other day. I don't understand how we're related)


Fred Pete - Dec 30, 2011 7:28:45 am PST #13565 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Anniversary, Amy and Husband!


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 7:43:09 am PST #13566 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'm having an inappropriately close relationship with the entire staff of my local Enterprise Rent a Car. This has to stop. Where the fuck is my title?


Amy - Dec 30, 2011 7:43:47 am PST #13567 of 30001
Because books.

Thanks, people! I'm pleased that we still like each other a lot.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2011 7:52:05 am PST #13568 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy anniversary, Amy!

I am ignoring my coworker who's been working for hours on something that was done when I read it yesterday, and counting down the minutes until I can leave.

Where the fuck is my title?

Is it on your head? Or is that just the answer for glasses.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2011 8:04:40 am PST #13569 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey! Didn't there use to be a site wherearemykeys.com? I can't find my kneejerk site, and now I'm sad.

My manager was taking the afternoon off, but she just left to run an errand. Apparently she *has* to get her Santa Monica beach parking pass this morning, or else.

I love this week. I mean, I hate that I'm in the office, but I love that attitude.

On the phone with the title holders of my car. This always takes forever. But since it's limbo week, I'll cheerfully do this at my desk.

Cautionary tale about raising sassy tech literate children. Also, apples not falling far from trees, hello.


Connie Neil - Dec 30, 2011 8:13:36 am PST #13570 of 30001
brillig

Happy 23rd, Amy!


Strix - Dec 30, 2011 8:26:06 am PST #13571 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ha! Love that, ita ! Sounds like Owen...

I got a sweater and stocked up on my Amber Romance stuff (7 for $35, 5 for $30), which I have been sadly out of for three whole months (much to Dan's chagrin, since it has an...ahem...SALUTATORY affect on him) at Victoria's Secret's Semi-Annnual sale. They have free shipping for purchases over $50.


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2011 8:37:14 am PST #13572 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm going to go to Whole Foods for lunch, and incidentally pick up a couple things, which I can leave safely refrigerated in my car. If it weren't cold out this would be a perfect plan.