Sophia, that's hilarious.
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Dec 23, 2011 3:57:59 am PST #12775 of 30001
Jesse - Dec 23, 2011 4:08:38 am PST #12776 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You better watch out for the NSA or ATF or someone -- you know They monitor all emails!
I am ready to go to my parents', but they aren't there! I need to ask if they have room in the fridge for my veggie platter before I leave.
billytea - Dec 23, 2011 4:13:59 am PST #12777 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My boss just sent me an email with the subject "pot distribution list". I think pot is an acronym for some sort of physician group, but it is cracking me up.
Your boss missed a golden opportunity to send it out at 4:20.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2011 4:39:02 am PST #12778 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Ok- it is basically a list of school nurses and fax numbers, which somehow is making it funnier.
Jessica - Dec 23, 2011 4:49:13 am PST #12779 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Who has two thumbs and Dylan's stomach bug?
THIS MOM.
Ugh.
I should eat something, but I have no appetite at all. It feels like someone's been jumping on my stomach. Currently trying to sip some tea.
DavidS - Dec 23, 2011 5:05:09 am PST #12780 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh Jessica! I'm so sorry.
Bug be gone!
Jesse - Dec 23, 2011 5:05:33 am PST #12781 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, Jess.
Where is my family?? No one is home and my mother doesn't answer her cell. I guess I'll head over there anyway?
Jesse - Dec 23, 2011 5:12:05 am PST #12782 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A-ha! They were at the grocery store, and not the hospital, which was, of course, what I was afraid of. Oh, actually, my grandmother probably is at the hospital -- Friday is her volunteering day. Heh.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2011 5:35:17 am PST #12783 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am glad no one (except your grandma who is meant to be there) is at the hospital, Jesse.
I wish I had not come to work today. We get out at 1 pm. I am hungry, and I am not working. I have lots of work, though.
Liese S. - Dec 23, 2011 5:59:34 am PST #12784 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ooh! Did I tell you guys about the flashlight fish at the Gatlinburg aquarium? There was this display clearly for kids, where you had to crawl into this tunnel, which of course we did. And there were the flashlight fish, who have glowy bacteria like that in sacs below their eyes, but have a little lid so they can turn it on and off to confuse predators. It was so awesome. And of course it was displayed so that no adults would believe what their kids said they saw, ever.