Ok- it is basically a list of school nurses and fax numbers, which somehow is making it funnier.
I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2011 4:39:02 am PST #12778 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jessica - Dec 23, 2011 4:49:13 am PST #12779 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Who has two thumbs and Dylan's stomach bug?
THIS MOM.
Ugh.
I should eat something, but I have no appetite at all. It feels like someone's been jumping on my stomach. Currently trying to sip some tea.
DavidS - Dec 23, 2011 5:05:09 am PST #12780 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh Jessica! I'm so sorry.
Bug be gone!
Jesse - Dec 23, 2011 5:05:33 am PST #12781 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, Jess.
Where is my family?? No one is home and my mother doesn't answer her cell. I guess I'll head over there anyway?
Jesse - Dec 23, 2011 5:12:05 am PST #12782 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A-ha! They were at the grocery store, and not the hospital, which was, of course, what I was afraid of. Oh, actually, my grandmother probably is at the hospital -- Friday is her volunteering day. Heh.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 23, 2011 5:35:17 am PST #12783 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am glad no one (except your grandma who is meant to be there) is at the hospital, Jesse.
I wish I had not come to work today. We get out at 1 pm. I am hungry, and I am not working. I have lots of work, though.
Liese S. - Dec 23, 2011 5:59:34 am PST #12784 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ooh! Did I tell you guys about the flashlight fish at the Gatlinburg aquarium? There was this display clearly for kids, where you had to crawl into this tunnel, which of course we did. And there were the flashlight fish, who have glowy bacteria like that in sacs below their eyes, but have a little lid so they can turn it on and off to confuse predators. It was so awesome. And of course it was displayed so that no adults would believe what their kids said they saw, ever.
Liese S. - Dec 23, 2011 5:59:34 am PST #12785 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ooh! Did I tell you guys about the flashlight fish at the Gatlinburg aquarium? There was this display clearly for kids, where you had to crawl into this tunnel, which of course we did. And there were the flashlight fish, who have glowy bacteria like that in sacs below their eyes, but have a little lid so they can turn it on and off to confuse predators. It was so awesome. And of course it was displayed so that no adults would believe what their kids said they saw, ever.
flea - Dec 23, 2011 6:06:28 am PST #12786 of 30001
information libertarian
Liese! Do you know a piano teacher in Cincinnati? For adults, for now. Kids maybe later. mr. flea has been working through the Alfred's Adult All-in-One book, but I think he also needs a teacher. He played drums in marching band but never learned to read music. It's very interesting; I can read music a little but I rely on my ear a lot, but he has very little "by ear" instinct.
Hil R. - Dec 23, 2011 7:00:41 am PST #12787 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've got a stomach bug, too. I hope this is better by Sunday -- it took a lot of finagling to convince my family to go to a vegan Chinese restaurant on Christmas, and I don't want to have to just eat soup and rice.