No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2011 6:17:15 am PST #12599 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And...I don't know where my passport is. Great. I'll be heads down for a while.


Strix - Dec 22, 2011 6:18:05 am PST #12600 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh my god, bonny, i am so very, very sorry. I am heartbroken forr you, absolutely broken. Oh, my dear, i am weeping for you as i type.

If you need anything at all, call or email and if i can do it i will.

So much love and strength to you. I am sorrier than my feeble words can express...


Kathy A - Dec 22, 2011 6:42:10 am PST #12601 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, bonny, I'm so sorry for your loss.


Consuela - Dec 22, 2011 6:45:27 am PST #12602 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, bonny, I'm so sorry. But you did the right thing, and he left you free of pain. It's the hardest thing about being a pet owner, but you did it.


ChiKat - Dec 22, 2011 6:53:07 am PST #12603 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

4 more classes then Winter Break....I'm on the countdown.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 6:56:29 am PST #12604 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm taking ours down tomorrow because I don't want to come home to dried up tree.

You think they're going to bring the tree with them to the Cape?

Yeah, this is why I never had a real tree when I went out of town for the actual holiday, but I guess if you put it up early enough, it makes sense. I cling to the 12 Days of Christmas starting on the 25th, so I'd rather have it up through Epiphany, but I realize that's not universal.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2011 6:56:34 am PST #12605 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need to launder and clean much today.

But I did finally finally finish my next Early Sixties Horror piece which will be posted tomorrow because if you're not thinking about lesbian vampires on the night before the night before xmas then you're doing it wrong.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2011 6:58:24 am PST #12606 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've been meaning to mention, Hec, that I've really been enjoying your Horror pieces. I like the thesis and the selection of movies (a few of which I still need to see).


Ginger - Dec 22, 2011 6:58:33 am PST #12607 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

because if you're not thinking about lesbian vampires on the night before the night before xmas then you're doing it wrong.

I think that depends on what "it" is.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2011 6:58:37 am PST #12608 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My mental well-being requires a lit-up Christmas tree to stave off all the deep winter darkness. I always get it the first weekend in December that Emmett is with me, and I always take it down the first day of the New Year after Emmett has gone back to his mom.

I like to have it up for New Year's Day because I love that scene in The Thin Man where Wm. Powell is shooting the ornaments off with his BB Gun.