I thought that might be an Onion article, but no.
"The girls beat me every time on these dance games," he said, "but you'll never get a picture of me (playing) because I get graded F every time."
I wanna see the POTUS play Just Dance!!
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Dec 22, 2011 5:22:15 am PST #12589 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2011 5:48:36 am PST #12590 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't know where all the recent productivity came from, but I met two overlapping deadlines yesterday, got praised by the client for doing great work, have all my Christmas stuff taken care of except for actually delivering the presents/cards, and my house is cleaner and neater than it has been in ages.
Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:02 am PST #12591 of 30001
hwæt
You obviously have all of my productivity, Matt.
Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:04 am PST #12592 of 30001
brillig
Our QA department is baking cookies in the kitchen for us. I do like this time of year.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 5:54:46 am PST #12593 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Go, Matt!
My personal stuff is on track, but I will be damned if I can do anything here at work. Partly I'm waiting for other people, but I really could be starting new things in the meantime! Oh well. At least I'm not coming in tomorrow. And next week is National Filing Week, isn't it?
hippocampus - Dec 22, 2011 5:55:15 am PST #12594 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
DH is cleaning out the basement. Over the weekend, he read a couple hundred pages of something I wrote. I find both totally sexy AND awesome holiday presents. Signed, old and decrepit.
Zenkitty - Dec 22, 2011 6:03:45 am PST #12595 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My sister keeps calling me, giving me the play-by-play of her and my niece's search for a last-minute Christmas tree. She's funny. She just called me again, singing "Oh Christmas Bush, oh Christmas bush..." I told her it's all good, small ones are easier to get through the door.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 6:04:19 am PST #12596 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have already seen Christmas trees out on the curb! WTF.
Sparky1 - Dec 22, 2011 6:04:54 am PST #12597 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
I have already seen Christmas trees out on the curb! WTF.
I'm taking ours down tomorrow because I don't want to come home to dried up tree.
Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2011 6:05:35 am PST #12598 of 30001
hwæt
You think they're going to bring the tree with them to the Cape?