I'm so sorry, bonny.
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2011 4:52:25 am PST #12586 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2011 4:57:31 am PST #12587 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Very sorry for your loss, bonny.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 5:14:21 am PST #12588 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This made me laugh: Pool reporters follow Obama to Best Buy, ruin Sasha and Malia's Christmas.
smonster - Dec 22, 2011 5:22:15 am PST #12589 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I thought that might be an Onion article, but no.
"The girls beat me every time on these dance games," he said, "but you'll never get a picture of me (playing) because I get graded F every time."
I wanna see the POTUS play Just Dance!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2011 5:48:36 am PST #12590 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't know where all the recent productivity came from, but I met two overlapping deadlines yesterday, got praised by the client for doing great work, have all my Christmas stuff taken care of except for actually delivering the presents/cards, and my house is cleaner and neater than it has been in ages.
Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:02 am PST #12591 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
You obviously have all of my productivity, Matt.
Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:04 am PST #12592 of 30001
brillig
Our QA department is baking cookies in the kitchen for us. I do like this time of year.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 5:54:46 am PST #12593 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Go, Matt!
My personal stuff is on track, but I will be damned if I can do anything here at work. Partly I'm waiting for other people, but I really could be starting new things in the meantime! Oh well. At least I'm not coming in tomorrow. And next week is National Filing Week, isn't it?
hippocampus - Dec 22, 2011 5:55:15 am PST #12594 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
DH is cleaning out the basement. Over the weekend, he read a couple hundred pages of something I wrote. I find both totally sexy AND awesome holiday presents. Signed, old and decrepit.
Zenkitty - Dec 22, 2011 6:03:45 am PST #12595 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My sister keeps calling me, giving me the play-by-play of her and my niece's search for a last-minute Christmas tree. She's funny. She just called me again, singing "Oh Christmas Bush, oh Christmas bush..." I told her it's all good, small ones are easier to get through the door.