This is part of a cover letter I just got from someone applying for a translator's job, which specified "excellent language and grammar skills."

I have a high lavel of understanding the Spanish languate, as well as writen and speaking.

I posess a Bachellor in Public Administration.

You can call me at any time, and thank you for the opportunity of been interview by you.

I would use botox to erase the lines on my forehead, but I keep getting stuck on the part where it's a deadly poison and if the needle isn't in exactly the right place my face could be paralyzed forever. Then I think, maybe having expression lines is okay. I mean, I'm vain, but I'm also chickenshit.

I had the face laser twice - or, no, it was IPL, so, not really a laser, I guess - but I didn't see any difference. I was told I'd need to have it at least four times. But they were expensive, so I didn't.

I didn't know who Louis CK was until I YouTubed him.

I had the face laser twice - or, no, it was IPL, so, not really a laser, I guess - but I didn't see any difference. I was told I'd need to have it at least four times. But they were expensive, so I didn't.

Well, I have now had the IPL (LASER is in the name, Zen!) twice. I haven't really seen any difference, but the first time was like, six months ago. I bought two more on Groupon, so hopefully when I get those done, I'll be magically less pink.

I like the experience of facials (someone rubbing my temples, etc.). But I seem to be allergic to a lot of the products used. My face tends to feel tight and itchy after. But I have tomorrow off and an hour and a half massage scheduled. I'm looking forward to that.

Scrappy, I'd hope that person's Spanish is better than their English? But still not for a translating job.

I have been considering Botox because I just noticed this permanent crease between my eyes. It disturbs me now.

ION, I had a 115 minute prenatal massage today and my back feels amazing! I can't get over how, for the first time in weeks, I can put on my pants without major back pain. This is the seco d one I've had and both times, the results were amazing. And she never really massaged a "sore spot". I just got up and felt better.

Speaking of getting shit done, I have quite a lot to do tonight. Anybody want to play along on email, gchat, or fb chat?

I had therapy, it wasn't very helpful.

mac is crying because he got a B&N gift card from some friends. yeah, I don't know either. I tell people, to not get him anything, but a few don't believe me. He will be happy with the gift card in a week or so. ridic.

I am forcing myself to go to bed early tonight. I was up past one last night and I do not want to sleep away my 3 days before Christmas. I want to get shit done.

Intense Pulsed LIGHT. I think. It might still be a laser. Hell, I dunno. No, I'm taking a stand. Not a laser.

mac is crying because he got a B&N gift card from some friends. yeah, I don't know either. I tell people, to not get him anything, but a few don't believe me. He will be happy with the gift card in a week or so.

He doesn't like presents? Or they're not the presents he wants? Or he's just overwhelmed one way or another and can't deal?