I've been told I was wrong about something online while on the phone with Tim. But if I mention that I'm getting it from the horse's mouth, I'm namedropping. Please tell me what the rules are. As they currently stand, I can't win, because your Dude Opinion will always trump my facts. Now I'm mad.
It's a frequent criticism on Vampire People, that I'm a namedropping BNF. I remember trying really hard to explain what a fraught relationship that was to build, when you've placed someone on a pedestal. I think I failed.
The appropriate response I think is to say, "OMG, I wish I had a penis so I can be as smart as you are! That's where the extry brains are, right? In the penis?"
Tsk, Allyson, you just don't get it. If you have a penis you don't need extra brains. Penis Uber Alles.
TEACHERS - in the past, we've given Dylan's daycare providers Amex gift cards for the holidays. Is this appropriate for a preschool teacher?
Nice! I've never had clove candy. Is that a Canadian thing? It sounds like the sort of thing Ple would eat. Or object to strenuously but she'd have an opinion, by gum.
I don't think they are particularly Canadian. They just seemed to be the ones my mom bought if she didn't buy the hard candy assortment at Xmas.
Tsk, Allyson, you just don't get it. If you have a penis you don't need extra brains. Penis Uber Alles.
Is buying a strap-on like buying an external hard drive?
Dude. New marketing plan!
I really love it when my male students do the explaining thing to me.
Is buying a strap-on like buying an external hard drive?
No, no. A penis is an essentialist item. You either have it or your don't. If you don't then your opinions are moot. You can't just go and buy the kind of authority that comes with a penis. It should be self-evident that the bigger the penis, the more authoritative you are. So acting like you have a big penis is very important.
