Tsk, Allyson, you just don't get it. If you have a penis you don't need extra brains. Penis Uber Alles.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2011 9:27:20 am PST #11821 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica - Dec 16, 2011 9:29:19 am PST #11822 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
TEACHERS - in the past, we've given Dylan's daycare providers Amex gift cards for the holidays. Is this appropriate for a preschool teacher?
Sue - Dec 16, 2011 9:29:45 am PST #11823 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Nice! I've never had clove candy. Is that a Canadian thing? It sounds like the sort of thing Ple would eat. Or object to strenuously but she'd have an opinion, by gum.
I don't think they are particularly Canadian. They just seemed to be the ones my mom bought if she didn't buy the hard candy assortment at Xmas.
Steph L. - Dec 16, 2011 9:37:46 am PST #11824 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Tsk, Allyson, you just don't get it. If you have a penis you don't need extra brains. Penis Uber Alles.
Is buying a strap-on like buying an external hard drive?
Dude. New marketing plan!
Sophia Brooks - Dec 16, 2011 9:42:36 am PST #11825 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I really love it when my male students do the explaining thing to me.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2011 9:43:21 am PST #11826 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Is buying a strap-on like buying an external hard drive?
No, no. A penis is an essentialist item. You either have it or your don't. If you don't then your opinions are moot. You can't just go and buy the kind of authority that comes with a penis. It should be self-evident that the bigger the penis, the more authoritative you are. So acting like you have a big penis is very important.
aurelia - Dec 16, 2011 9:44:20 am PST #11827 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
gaming, nerds and male privilege.
I thought this was an answer to favorite Christmas smell.
Has this been posted here? The Punk Rock Advent Calendar. It's the highlight of my day.
Steph L. - Dec 16, 2011 9:45:35 am PST #11828 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Is buying a strap-on like buying an external hard drive?
No, no. A penis is an essentialist item. You either have it or your don't. If you don't then your opinions are moot. You can't just go and buy the kind of authority that comes with a penis.
Dang!
...what if it's purple and sparkly?
Atropa - Dec 16, 2011 9:47:02 am PST #11829 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Anonymous donors pay strangers' layaway accounts
I saw that article last night, and was reduced to tears by it.
Kids with the middle name Danger! I know a little girl who is Maxine Danger [lastname]. The best part is that her mom's last name is Danger.
Favorite Christmas smell? Baking gingerbread.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2011 9:49:13 am PST #11830 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
...what if it's purple and sparkly?
Most probably not a penis. A Real Penis (tm) only comes in fleshtone.