So, in an effort to feed myself from the freezer I just ate a bowl of frozen peas heated up with salt and butter.
This proved so successful that I then heated up frozen green beans in butter with a dash of Balsamic vinegar.
Also delicious.
My shocking scientific discovery? Butter makes it better.
Write that down before you forget it.
Pretty sure I can do that without watching the video.
The video really helps. Because, until I watched it, I assumed the parents were tricked into French kissing their kids. Gross, but not their fault, right?
Uh-huh.
I'm finding this really charming. A truck driver and his wife (from a town that I used to live in, btw) won $8.3 million in the Lotto. He was facing bankruptcy with his credit card bills, and now he gets to call his lawyer and stop those proceedings, and they get to move out of the trailer park and take "a modest vacation trip to Minnesota." "See the Little House on the Prairie," Janet said, jumping up and down. "That's what we're going to do."
Once you get past $75,000/year, money can't make you happy: [link]
I would like the ability to test that theory.
What the fucking fuck, ita?!?!?!?
I think I'd need a little bit more than that to run into significant diminishing returns on enjoying world travel, but an extra 30 grand/year would eliminate pretty much any unhappiness in my life with a monetary cause.
Not enough ew in the world for that video.
I am seriously skeeved out right now.
Jesus. I didn't watch the video, but WHAT the hell?? That's beyond gross and seems like it ought to be against some law or other.
In completely other news:
It's a very big amount of adorability to wrap your head around. I wouldn't be mad at him if he didn't get the scale of it.
Gosling is really just... I love his interpretation of the two kids in his class when he has to share the shorter bar, "You're old, you're not good, I've seen you in movies, and it's just weird. Why are you here?"
I know lots of parents and can't even imagine any of them finding that funny. Yeah, seriously ick.