Hey, can some parents here watch the video at this link and reassure me that it's deviant behaviour on the part of everyone without a blindfold?
But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.
River ,'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 8:59:10 am PST #11684 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Dec 15, 2011 9:00:53 am PST #11685 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pretty sure I can do that without watching the video.
Amy - Dec 15, 2011 9:01:50 am PST #11686 of 30001
Because books.
Oh my GOD. Why would you do that?
DavidS - Dec 15, 2011 9:02:36 am PST #11687 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, in an effort to feed myself from the freezer I just ate a bowl of frozen peas heated up with salt and butter.
This proved so successful that I then heated up frozen green beans in butter with a dash of Balsamic vinegar.
Also delicious.
My shocking scientific discovery? Butter makes it better.
Write that down before you forget it.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 9:10:37 am PST #11688 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pretty sure I can do that without watching the video.
The video really helps. Because, until I watched it, I assumed the parents were tricked into French kissing their kids. Gross, but not their fault, right?
Uh-huh.
Kathy A - Dec 15, 2011 9:27:12 am PST #11689 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm finding this really charming. A truck driver and his wife (from a town that I used to live in, btw) won $8.3 million in the Lotto. He was facing bankruptcy with his credit card bills, and now he gets to call his lawyer and stop those proceedings, and they get to move out of the trailer park and take "a modest vacation trip to Minnesota." "See the Little House on the Prairie," Janet said, jumping up and down. "That's what we're going to do."
Sue - Dec 15, 2011 9:30:42 am PST #11690 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Once you get past $75,000/year, money can't make you happy: [link]
I would like the ability to test that theory.
Jesse - Dec 15, 2011 9:32:31 am PST #11691 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What the fucking fuck, ita?!?!?!?
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 15, 2011 9:34:52 am PST #11692 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think I'd need a little bit more than that to run into significant diminishing returns on enjoying world travel, but an extra 30 grand/year would eliminate pretty much any unhappiness in my life with a monetary cause.
Scrappy - Dec 15, 2011 9:39:51 am PST #11693 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Not enough ew in the world for that video.