If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 14, 2011 10:42:14 am PST #11507 of 30001

I would also like a baby seal. Or a puppy. Or kitten. That I Can play with for a few hours and give back.


Jesse - Dec 14, 2011 10:55:45 am PST #11508 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I want to know what the $2.50 CVS present was.

A fleece blanket! (I threw in some handwarmers as well.) I may actually go back and get one for myself, since I couldn't hold on to the Snuggie, and my office is so cold so much of the time.


aurelia - Dec 14, 2011 10:57:12 am PST #11509 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I want a baby seal, a wombat, orphaned baby sloths and Yo Yo Ma.

Ha! Can you imagine how much we would flummox a mall Santa?


Kathy A - Dec 14, 2011 10:57:18 am PST #11510 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

How about a waving bear?


Cashmere - Dec 14, 2011 10:57:53 am PST #11511 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

DH got a corporate Christmas gift of molasses and clove cookies. THEY ARE CRACKLIKE IN THEIR DELICIOUSNESS.

Ahem.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 14, 2011 11:00:35 am PST #11512 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Ha! Can you imagine how much we would flummox a mall Santa?

Hee

Have you all seen that there is an orphaned Baby Sloth documentary coming to Animal Planet?

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Amy - Dec 14, 2011 11:03:30 am PST #11513 of 30001
Because books.

The Santa at our mall is so cute! He's totally real, beard and all. I wanted to sit on his lap so bad.

Baby seals NEVER come and curl up on my sofa. I'm going to pout about this now.


Zenkitty - Dec 14, 2011 11:05:54 am PST #11514 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Little seal will forever dream of that one time when everything was warm and soft. *sniffle*


tommyrot - Dec 14, 2011 11:06:55 am PST #11515 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awesome church welcome sign: You Are Most Welcome

The sign says "Please excuse the 'fishy smell'" as baby penguins are nesting under the floorboards of the baptismal font....


Toddson - Dec 14, 2011 11:08:36 am PST #11516 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I love the baby sloths in their jammies!